Not Gonna Ask...
Author: shadowspun
Title: Not Gonna Ask...
Rating: G
Pairing: Gwen/Arthur, Merlin/Gwaine
Characters: Gwaine, Arthur, Merlin, Aithusa
Summary: There are times when the wisest king knows the best course of action is to just ignore the stranger things that happen around Camelot.
Warnings: none
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 381, Not what it looks like
“Arthur, this isn’t what it looks like.”
“Gwaine, I’m not even going to ask. However, if there is still a baby dragon in my castle by the time I return from my picnic with Gwen, you and Merlin had better start running for the hills.”
“Hehe…”
“I told you, Gwaine. I told you he’d catch us. But no, you insisted-”
“Oh, come on, Merlin. It’s your dragon, damn it.”
“Aithusa, bite him.”
Arthur’s voice drifted from the doorway he’d walked through while the two men were having their hissed argument. “Yes, Aithusa. Bite him, then bite Merlin for good measure.”