Chickening Out
Author: Shadowspun
Title: Chickening Out
Rating: G
Pairing: background Leon/Morgana
Characters: Leon, Gwaine, Arthur
Summary: Gwaine has a brilliant (ahem, not-so-brilliant) idea for Leon's wedding reception.
Warnings: none
Word Count: 100 exactly! Woohoo!
Prompt: 379, Do the Chicken Dance
Author's Notes: Many thanks to Lin for the title.
"I dare you."
"No."
"I double dare you."
"No."
"I triple dog dare you."
"What? Gwaine, this isn't A Bloody Christmas Story."
"Coward."
"Still can't convince him, Gwaine?"
"No, Arthur, and he's not going to."
"But, Leon, it would be epic."
"Epically stupid. If you think Morgana wouldn't kill me for doing the chicken dance in a bloody chicken costume with my groomsmen at our wedding reception, then you are sadly mistaken, my friend. Although, you wouldn't be mistaken for long, because she'd hunt you down and kill you, too. And my bloodied corpse would just sit up to point and laugh at you."