Imagine... an apocalyptic Doctor Who / Bake-off crossover, scripted by "Stephen Moffat" in which the contestants have to save THE UNIVERSE with their epic bakes.
Featuring (because it's my prompt, and I can mix series up if I want to):
Bake-offy peeps:
Noel Fielding being randomly charming
Mel and Sue, peppering the tent with double entendres
Paul Hollywood's "mmm this is delicious" face
Mary Berry's multi-coloured bomber jackets
Doctor Whoey peeps:
11th Doctor competing against HIMSELF
All my favourite Doctor's companions i.e. Rose, Donna, Wilf, Amy Pond, Jack Harkness, and let's face it the entire cast of Torchwood
A tangled, Moffat-esque plot
Epic quantities of delicious baked goods
A race against TIME ITSELF
Daleks being flummoxed by pastry
Ready, Steady, BAKE!
UPDATE:
OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!