Fic: SOS!
Um. So. I posted this thing. It's a bit silly, I'm sorry.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1712
Warnings/Spoilers: This is VERY silly indeed.
Tags: Crack,Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Norse Semen, Ovine Lips, Touch A Dick And Go, Spunk Truck, Hose kink, Real Life, Kinky London Street Names, Accidental Dick Insertion
Disclaimer: Not my characters, I’m not getting paid.
Summary: When Merlin goes into heat, it's an emergency.
Author’s notes: Written because of a late-night drunken conversation with Merlocked18 and Adsullata about crack tags. This is intended to amuse, and not to offend. It's also very silly indeed. Sorry about that.
With thanks to Rowanbrandybuck for the super-fast beta.
On the archive here:
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1712
Warnings/Spoilers: This is VERY silly indeed.
Tags: Crack,Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Norse Semen, Ovine Lips, Touch A Dick And Go, Spunk Truck, Hose kink, Real Life, Kinky London Street Names, Accidental Dick Insertion
Disclaimer: Not my characters, I’m not getting paid.
Summary: When Merlin goes into heat, it's an emergency.
Author’s notes: Written because of a late-night drunken conversation with Merlocked18 and Adsullata about crack tags. This is intended to amuse, and not to offend. It's also very silly indeed. Sorry about that.
With thanks to Rowanbrandybuck for the super-fast beta.
On the archive here: