the fabulus return of vince noir!
whew its nice to be back on here!! technolagy went suddenly well out of style in febuary and its been a rite bitch not bein able to see wots goin on wiht evrybody. i realy missed u lot hopefuly u don't take it personal cos i <3 you all almost as much as i <3 jagger. but yeah no joke, it was well mad, ha. i think it actualy came back in style round may or june but after primordeal-chic and cavepunk went out, werent even three hours b4 retrogreek had set in. luckily i knew how to make it go down liek a geniius.
so i were goin for a narcisus angle yea? since he were suposed to be well amazing lookin and all, i googled it an everythin. so i had my outfit perfect yeah, but when i went 2 double check jsut b4 i went out, i got stuck in me own reflection! can u imagine?! my ensembel were so good, my reflectin actualy thought it were greek. now ive been stuck in me own relfection b4 but usually after an hour or two i can manege to get out of it jsut fine.
well.. waht can i say? not this time haha! i were stuck in me own reflection for liek at least a month an trust me that is nothin to sniff at, u dont know what its like til u've been there. i mean i didnt mind the starin at meself part so much, but u do tend 2 miss a lot of whats goign on. thankfuly it were a hand-held mirror so howard could uh... move me round i guess, haha! made me take showers and shave and eat n' all, even read cheekbone outloud to me aparently, bless him <3 (i have a sneaky suspicion taht he got up 2 a few other thigns as well since my arse is dead sore but hey cant blame him, im well fit)
an of course since aparently all i would eat were smoothies from a straw, i did drop about a stone an you can liek cut granate on my cheekbones but hey just in time for heroin chic. again. (ughhhh i hate the 90s go awayyyyyy)
and in case u were wonderin, naboo managed 2 snap me out of it by tellin me my roots were greasy... wot a dickhead. (they werent, even!)
ne way i ttly want 2 see evrybody so u all shuld make room in yr diary for my arse (its smaller now so no excuses!) <3
so i were goin for a narcisus angle yea? since he were suposed to be well amazing lookin and all, i googled it an everythin. so i had my outfit perfect yeah, but when i went 2 double check jsut b4 i went out, i got stuck in me own reflection! can u imagine?! my ensembel were so good, my reflectin actualy thought it were greek. now ive been stuck in me own relfection b4 but usually after an hour or two i can manege to get out of it jsut fine.
well.. waht can i say? not this time haha! i were stuck in me own reflection for liek at least a month an trust me that is nothin to sniff at, u dont know what its like til u've been there. i mean i didnt mind the starin at meself part so much, but u do tend 2 miss a lot of whats goign on. thankfuly it were a hand-held mirror so howard could uh... move me round i guess, haha! made me take showers and shave and eat n' all, even read cheekbone outloud to me aparently, bless him <3 (i have a sneaky suspicion taht he got up 2 a few other thigns as well since my arse is dead sore but hey cant blame him, im well fit)
an of course since aparently all i would eat were smoothies from a straw, i did drop about a stone an you can liek cut granate on my cheekbones but hey just in time for heroin chic. again. (ughhhh i hate the 90s go awayyyyyy)
and in case u were wonderin, naboo managed 2 snap me out of it by tellin me my roots were greasy... wot a dickhead. (they werent, even!)
ne way i ttly want 2 see evrybody so u all shuld make room in yr diary for my arse (its smaller now so no excuses!) <3