oops i did it again
So its suposed to snow a bit again tomorow from waht i hear (cheers bbc weathar!)
im excited i well love snow. even tho teh last time it did, i went out teh shop in me kitty hoodie hat and matchign fluffies and got pelted by liek 15 wee lil chavs all shoutign 'get em that vince!! git em homo bunny worsit!!"
not cool i tell u. one aginst 15? well... evetually i beat em off haha! i am a prize snoball champiun, they never saw it comin. did get hit in teh face once or twice but well worth it. they kno they got their lil trackie wearin' arses handed to em by a poof in rainbow fur.
tho i think im startin to share teh urge to hit em in the face wiht a shovel.
a nice soft shovel tho. made out of mars bar wrappers an all. ive got a clean record i dont need ne trouble haha. i'm a proper angel, me. wich is odd, cos i kno i got papped the other friday nite in just me pants wehn i got locked out the shop at 3am and thought i were locked inside, like teh drunk son ofa inbred cockrel i am..
ne way i cussed em out liek a cockney bitch, think thats when they clocked me lack of tits/tatoos an figured out i werent amy winehouse after all. thats proly as well they scarpered, i wulda been served public indesency if theyd stuck around a lil longer LOL. as it were i was jsut fuckin cold til i figured it out. (this is why ive decided i dont drink rum ne-more, btw.)
annnnyway...
so im thinkin this party at pips is gonna be genius and i plan on snogging a couch or two (almost said rug but thatd be a bad joke, yeah?) but i also tihnk its necesary we have a proper snow fight so i expect u all to show up when we get some fresh flakes again! pllsss snow!!!!
xx
also becos im a twat and i werent on teh comp yesterday (err shite i mean dayb efore yesterday) i didnt get to say HAPPY BDAY STITCHES MATE!!!!!!!! i got sth for you!:
sorry its shit ive got a real pressie for you too honest!
im excited i well love snow. even tho teh last time it did, i went out teh shop in me kitty hoodie hat and matchign fluffies and got pelted by liek 15 wee lil chavs all shoutign 'get em that vince!! git em homo bunny worsit!!"
not cool i tell u. one aginst 15? well... evetually i beat em off haha! i am a prize snoball champiun, they never saw it comin. did get hit in teh face once or twice but well worth it. they kno they got their lil trackie wearin' arses handed to em by a poof in rainbow fur.
tho i think im startin to share teh urge to hit em in the face wiht a shovel.
a nice soft shovel tho. made out of mars bar wrappers an all. ive got a clean record i dont need ne trouble haha. i'm a proper angel, me. wich is odd, cos i kno i got papped the other friday nite in just me pants wehn i got locked out the shop at 3am and thought i were locked inside, like teh drunk son ofa inbred cockrel i am..
ne way i cussed em out liek a cockney bitch, think thats when they clocked me lack of tits/tatoos an figured out i werent amy winehouse after all. thats proly as well they scarpered, i wulda been served public indesency if theyd stuck around a lil longer LOL. as it were i was jsut fuckin cold til i figured it out. (this is why ive decided i dont drink rum ne-more, btw.)
annnnyway...
so im thinkin this party at pips is gonna be genius and i plan on snogging a couch or two (almost said rug but thatd be a bad joke, yeah?) but i also tihnk its necesary we have a proper snow fight so i expect u all to show up when we get some fresh flakes again! pllsss snow!!!!
xx
also becos im a twat and i werent on teh comp yesterday (err shite i mean dayb efore yesterday) i didnt get to say HAPPY BDAY STITCHES MATE!!!!!!!! i got sth for you!:
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sorry its shit ive got a real pressie for you too honest!