100 LIES i mean TRUTHES
ok i cant stop doin these but like pip sed its basically lj wank and its DEAD early and i shuldnt even be up its ungodly..
FIVE LAST THINGS:
1. last beverage = tea
2. last phone call = leroy? diva? im too lazy to look
3. last text message = fossil... i dunno he even knew how (and no btw i ent comin over to help you wax ur balls you freak...)
4. last song you listened to = i think it were use sombody by kings of leon last nite... i <333 that song
5. last time you cried = i dont remeber.. i dont cry too much
SIX HAVE YOU EVER
6. dated someone twice = i went on 2 dates with someone does taht count??
8. kissed someone & regretted it = haha um... at first i did cos i thoght i made an arse of meself but it worked out ;)
9. lost someone special = i guess so but i dont remember it so i reckon its not too bad
10. been depressed = haha as if!
11.been drunk and threw up = lol who hasn't.. just gotta watch teh shoes
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. silver
13. hot pink
14. aqua... yea im an 80s child
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends = yep! lots of them. ilu lj. but real life ones too haha. not taht you all arent real. you kno what i mean
16. Fallen out of love = fallen in, more like. well i were alredy in for ages, jsut dint know it.
17. Laughed until you cried = why do you think i wear water proof mascara it ent cos im cryign tears of sorrow lol
18. Met someone who changed you = um... i dunno? mostl people wot helped me realise thigns that i needed to ;)
19. Found out who your true friends were = jsut found out i had more of em :)
20. Found out someone was talking about you = lol when are people not talkign about me??
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list = hahaha what pete said. eek i did acutally kiss a few on here now i think of it. lol... i were a skankkkk
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life = almost evrybody i think!
23. How many kids do you want to have = um... i dunno gess i ent realy thoght about it. mite be fun one day but i reckon im still mentaly like 12 so maybe not... howards better with that kinda thing ne way
24. Do you have any pets = haha does Bollo count? dont tell him i said that
25. Do you want to change your name = LOL PIP i just realised taht the other day about your name. um... no i like my name :D
26. What did you do for your last birthday = parrrrtay. and got together wiht howard. best 21st birthday EVER.
27. what time did you wake up today = TOO. DAMN. EALRLY.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = uh... next questin. haha!!
29. something you CANNOT wait for = um. I DUNNO. for howard to propose to me?? LOL he said we culd get married by elvis in vegas but i dont reckin its legal there so id have to dress liek a lady haha not that thats ne thign new
30. Last time you saw your father = no clue haha
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = i wish i didnt have work today so i could just stay in bed an... well i dont need to say it do i
32. What are you listening to right now = howard whistling something prolly jazz haha
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = yeah i reckon so??
34. What's getting on your nerves right now? = nothin really... maybe howard takin so long in the shower what is he doin pumicing his feet??!
35. Most visited webpage = lj twitter facebook myspace friendster youtube
36. Whats your real name = Vincent Noir. Sounds well mafia.
37. Nicknames = howard calls me little man.. bollo calls me precious vincey, naboo calls me berk and ballbag, fossil calls me vincey princey but hes a bit weird innhe?
39. Zodiac sign = taurus and gemini
40. Male or female or transgendered = lol what was it.. stormtrooper in drag? im just goin by that now
41. Junior school = pff i dont remember
42. Senior school = did i even go to school really?
43. College = howard said btecs werent important but i got em in hair and art neway :)
44. Hair color = i'm liking 'shimmerign ebony'
45. Long or short = longish
46. Height = about 5'6 without me boots. ugh im well a midget D:
47. Do you have a crush on someone = HOWARD <33333 hahaa tole you i were 12. you paedo.
48: What do you like about yourself? = my hair. and some other thigns i wont get into in polit company haha!!
49. Piercings = somewher i cant mention... JUST KIDDING HAHA NOOO.
50. Tattoos = i ent got ne, just a wicked scar lol that shuld count. hmm maybe one day i ent so big on pain tho
51. Righty or lefty = righty but i can type amberdextris
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery = DDDDDD: NEVER i hope
53. First piercing = noneee
54. First best friend = howard :) we go way back me an howard
55. First sport you joined = lol i dunno really... i played footy for a bit but jsut for fun never on a team or nothin
56. First pet = never really had ne to be honest.. they were jsut wild or in the zoo.. i cant really keep pets ne way like proper people do, id just end up watching colobos and eatin popcorn with em or takin em to bumper cars haha
57. First vacation = umm.. i guess comin to england but i guess that were more a move than a holiday. when me n howard got stuck on the island maybe? haha that were DIRE.
58. First concert = roxy music. cmon what did you expect
59. First crush = HAHA dont laugh but i were like 3 or 4 an there were this beautifel pea hen namd ashavari but see i didnt kno she were a bird and i werent.. I thoght i were jsut another animal and she were the most pretty thign id ever seen cos she were so bright an colorful, but then bryan had to explane to me that were just NOT on.. Plus she turned out to be a peacock.. lol how was i suposed to know?!
RIGHT NOW:
60. Eating = nothin
61. Drinking = tea with 8 sugars and cream.. yeah itll be the death of me
62. I'm about to = get ready for work?? realy?
63. Listening to = howard keeps on whistling in teh shower, he still dosent know im awake haha
64. Waiting for = him to get out so i can.. uh... help him get dressed?
YOUR FUTURE:
65. Want kids? = didnt i alredy do this one??
66. Want to get married? = lol i didnt kno they were gonna ask this one.. uhhh maybe?? id be a good wifey.. or not im shit at cleaning
67. Age you want to marry = lol whats with all the questions?!
68. Careers in mind? = rock star. obviusly
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE PREFERRED SEX?
69. Lips or eyes = well if you dont have both you look WELL strange let me tell u...
70. Hugs or kisses = both :)
72. Older or Younger = haha i dunno, howard lieks to say were the same age but i like em older i guess ;)
73. Romantic or spontaneous = hehe hes the romantic im the spontaneis one
74. Nice stomach or nice arms = both i gess but i realy love his arms :))) hes a good cuddler who knew!?!
75. Sensitive or loud = haha um... loudley sensitive?? haha i hate choosign these ones.
76. Hook-up or relationship = well... used to be the one now its the other :)
77. Trouble maker or hesitant = hahaha hes not a troublemaker but he seems to get into a lot of it somehow...
HAVE YOU EVER:
78. Kissed a stranger = who hasnt haha
79. Drank hard liquor = yepp
80. Lost glasses/contacts = psh i have perfect sight
81. Had sex on the first date = yeaaah... yeah.
82. Broken someone's heart = probably LOL. no thats mean. I DUNNO.
83. Had your own heart broken = kinda for a lil bit but that were just a misunderstandign. not really i guess
84. Been arrested = hehe come on you can flirt your way out of taht
85. Turned someone down = haha yea but only if they were super creepy like SOME people who know who they are >.>
86. Cried when someone died = i cried a lil when howard died that one tiem but it were just somethin in my eye turned out.. lol what am i like
87. Liked a friend that is a girl? = lol if i liked a BIRD do you think i cared if they were a girl or no?? probaly not.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
88. Yourself = most of the tiem :)
89. Miracles = since you came along... you sexy thang?? lol why do i even kno that song
90. Love at first sight = yeah jsut took me like TEN years to realise it haha
91. Heaven = well i been to hell so i reckon theres gotta be one
92. Santa Claus = lol now i cant stop laughing about santa.. what a berk
93. Kiss on the first date? = agreed kissing is for ALWAYS
94. Angels = yeah i reckon so
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
95. Is there one person you want to be with right now? = yeah but hes STILL in the shower grrrr if i wasnt so lazy id hop in there too haha
96. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? = no haha never realy had one before til now
97. Have any regrets? = um... takin so long to shift my arse about certin things haha
98. Love your friends? = <33333333
99. Happy with your life? = defo!
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? = no its all lies. what do you think!!
FIVE LAST THINGS:
1. last beverage = tea
2. last phone call = leroy? diva? im too lazy to look
3. last text message = fossil... i dunno he even knew how (and no btw i ent comin over to help you wax ur balls you freak...)
4. last song you listened to = i think it were use sombody by kings of leon last nite... i <333 that song
5. last time you cried = i dont remeber.. i dont cry too much
SIX HAVE YOU EVER
6. dated someone twice = i went on 2 dates with someone does taht count??
8. kissed someone & regretted it = haha um... at first i did cos i thoght i made an arse of meself but it worked out ;)
9. lost someone special = i guess so but i dont remember it so i reckon its not too bad
10. been depressed = haha as if!
11.been drunk and threw up = lol who hasn't.. just gotta watch teh shoes
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. silver
13. hot pink
14. aqua... yea im an 80s child
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends = yep! lots of them. ilu lj. but real life ones too haha. not taht you all arent real. you kno what i mean
16. Fallen out of love = fallen in, more like. well i were alredy in for ages, jsut dint know it.
17. Laughed until you cried = why do you think i wear water proof mascara it ent cos im cryign tears of sorrow lol
18. Met someone who changed you = um... i dunno? mostl people wot helped me realise thigns that i needed to ;)
19. Found out who your true friends were = jsut found out i had more of em :)
20. Found out someone was talking about you = lol when are people not talkign about me??
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list = hahaha what pete said. eek i did acutally kiss a few on here now i think of it. lol... i were a skankkkk
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life = almost evrybody i think!
23. How many kids do you want to have = um... i dunno gess i ent realy thoght about it. mite be fun one day but i reckon im still mentaly like 12 so maybe not... howards better with that kinda thing ne way
24. Do you have any pets = haha does Bollo count? dont tell him i said that
25. Do you want to change your name = LOL PIP i just realised taht the other day about your name. um... no i like my name :D
26. What did you do for your last birthday = parrrrtay. and got together wiht howard. best 21st birthday EVER.
27. what time did you wake up today = TOO. DAMN. EALRLY.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = uh... next questin. haha!!
29. something you CANNOT wait for = um. I DUNNO. for howard to propose to me?? LOL he said we culd get married by elvis in vegas but i dont reckin its legal there so id have to dress liek a lady haha not that thats ne thign new
30. Last time you saw your father = no clue haha
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = i wish i didnt have work today so i could just stay in bed an... well i dont need to say it do i
32. What are you listening to right now = howard whistling something prolly jazz haha
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = yeah i reckon so??
34. What's getting on your nerves right now? = nothin really... maybe howard takin so long in the shower what is he doin pumicing his feet??!
35. Most visited webpage = lj twitter facebook myspace friendster youtube
36. Whats your real name = Vincent Noir. Sounds well mafia.
37. Nicknames = howard calls me little man.. bollo calls me precious vincey, naboo calls me berk and ballbag, fossil calls me vincey princey but hes a bit weird innhe?
39. Zodiac sign = taurus and gemini
40. Male or female or transgendered = lol what was it.. stormtrooper in drag? im just goin by that now
41. Junior school = pff i dont remember
42. Senior school = did i even go to school really?
43. College = howard said btecs werent important but i got em in hair and art neway :)
44. Hair color = i'm liking 'shimmerign ebony'
45. Long or short = longish
46. Height = about 5'6 without me boots. ugh im well a midget D:
47. Do you have a crush on someone = HOWARD <33333 hahaa tole you i were 12. you paedo.
48: What do you like about yourself? = my hair. and some other thigns i wont get into in polit company haha!!
49. Piercings = somewher i cant mention... JUST KIDDING HAHA NOOO.
50. Tattoos = i ent got ne, just a wicked scar lol that shuld count. hmm maybe one day i ent so big on pain tho
51. Righty or lefty = righty but i can type amberdextris
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery = DDDDDD: NEVER i hope
53. First piercing = noneee
54. First best friend = howard :) we go way back me an howard
55. First sport you joined = lol i dunno really... i played footy for a bit but jsut for fun never on a team or nothin
56. First pet = never really had ne to be honest.. they were jsut wild or in the zoo.. i cant really keep pets ne way like proper people do, id just end up watching colobos and eatin popcorn with em or takin em to bumper cars haha
57. First vacation = umm.. i guess comin to england but i guess that were more a move than a holiday. when me n howard got stuck on the island maybe? haha that were DIRE.
58. First concert = roxy music. cmon what did you expect
59. First crush = HAHA dont laugh but i were like 3 or 4 an there were this beautifel pea hen namd ashavari but see i didnt kno she were a bird and i werent.. I thoght i were jsut another animal and she were the most pretty thign id ever seen cos she were so bright an colorful, but then bryan had to explane to me that were just NOT on.. Plus she turned out to be a peacock.. lol how was i suposed to know?!
RIGHT NOW:
60. Eating = nothin
61. Drinking = tea with 8 sugars and cream.. yeah itll be the death of me
62. I'm about to = get ready for work?? realy?
63. Listening to = howard keeps on whistling in teh shower, he still dosent know im awake haha
64. Waiting for = him to get out so i can.. uh... help him get dressed?
YOUR FUTURE:
65. Want kids? = didnt i alredy do this one??
66. Want to get married? = lol i didnt kno they were gonna ask this one.. uhhh maybe?? id be a good wifey.. or not im shit at cleaning
67. Age you want to marry = lol whats with all the questions?!
68. Careers in mind? = rock star. obviusly
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE PREFERRED SEX?
69. Lips or eyes = well if you dont have both you look WELL strange let me tell u...
70. Hugs or kisses = both :)
72. Older or Younger = haha i dunno, howard lieks to say were the same age but i like em older i guess ;)
73. Romantic or spontaneous = hehe hes the romantic im the spontaneis one
74. Nice stomach or nice arms = both i gess but i realy love his arms :))) hes a good cuddler who knew!?!
75. Sensitive or loud = haha um... loudley sensitive?? haha i hate choosign these ones.
76. Hook-up or relationship = well... used to be the one now its the other :)
77. Trouble maker or hesitant = hahaha hes not a troublemaker but he seems to get into a lot of it somehow...
HAVE YOU EVER:
78. Kissed a stranger = who hasnt haha
79. Drank hard liquor = yepp
80. Lost glasses/contacts = psh i have perfect sight
81. Had sex on the first date = yeaaah... yeah.
82. Broken someone's heart = probably LOL. no thats mean. I DUNNO.
83. Had your own heart broken = kinda for a lil bit but that were just a misunderstandign. not really i guess
84. Been arrested = hehe come on you can flirt your way out of taht
85. Turned someone down = haha yea but only if they were super creepy like SOME people who know who they are >.>
86. Cried when someone died = i cried a lil when howard died that one tiem but it were just somethin in my eye turned out.. lol what am i like
87. Liked a friend that is a girl? = lol if i liked a BIRD do you think i cared if they were a girl or no?? probaly not.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
88. Yourself = most of the tiem :)
89. Miracles = since you came along... you sexy thang?? lol why do i even kno that song
90. Love at first sight = yeah jsut took me like TEN years to realise it haha
91. Heaven = well i been to hell so i reckon theres gotta be one
92. Santa Claus = lol now i cant stop laughing about santa.. what a berk
93. Kiss on the first date? = agreed kissing is for ALWAYS
94. Angels = yeah i reckon so
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
95. Is there one person you want to be with right now? = yeah but hes STILL in the shower grrrr if i wasnt so lazy id hop in there too haha
96. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? = no haha never realy had one before til now
97. Have any regrets? = um... takin so long to shift my arse about certin things haha
98. Love your friends? = <33333333
99. Happy with your life? = defo!
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? = no its all lies. what do you think!!