Funny Church Bulletin Typos...
Amusing Church Bulletin Typos....
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who does not care much about you.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All women are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
For those of you who have children and do not know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Wow, sorry, I thought those were really amusing---probably cause I'm extremely tired...
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who does not care much about you.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All women are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
For those of you who have children and do not know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Wow, sorry, I thought those were really amusing---probably cause I'm extremely tired...