Al Gore is a giant blood-drinking lizard
So are the rest of these guys:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3773019.stm
Remember the good old days of the militia movement? Apart from the paranoia, jingoism and anti-Semitism, wasn't it kind of interesting and wacky? It must have been like the UFO flap of the '40s and '50s. Wouldn't getting up in the morning be a bit more exciting if you honestly believed that you had a pretty good chance of seeing a flying saucer or foo fighter in the sky, or being spirited away in a black Cadillac by pale-skinned Joe Friday clones, or being firebombed by a black helicopter?
Of course, you run the risk of the ATF killing your wife, son and dog for no particularly good reason (a la Randy Weaver), or of going off the deep end and killing a bunch of people in Oklahoma City for no good reason at all...but wouldn't it be great to hop out of bed every morning champing at the bit to get on the Internet and look for photos of the Bohemian Grove party, instead of just sucking down some coffee, shuffling to work, and sitting down with some requisition forms? Of course it would!
Now available on iTunes: The Eye Popping Sounds of Herschell Gordon Lewis.
Yes, the South's gonna rise again.
Now I just wish they'd get the Rosemary's Baby soundtrack so I can round out my horror theme collection. They have some tone-deaf male hippie attempting a cover of the "la la la la la" opening music, but not the actual Mia Farrow version. Stupid.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3773019.stm
Remember the good old days of the militia movement? Apart from the paranoia, jingoism and anti-Semitism, wasn't it kind of interesting and wacky? It must have been like the UFO flap of the '40s and '50s. Wouldn't getting up in the morning be a bit more exciting if you honestly believed that you had a pretty good chance of seeing a flying saucer or foo fighter in the sky, or being spirited away in a black Cadillac by pale-skinned Joe Friday clones, or being firebombed by a black helicopter?
Of course, you run the risk of the ATF killing your wife, son and dog for no particularly good reason (a la Randy Weaver), or of going off the deep end and killing a bunch of people in Oklahoma City for no good reason at all...but wouldn't it be great to hop out of bed every morning champing at the bit to get on the Internet and look for photos of the Bohemian Grove party, instead of just sucking down some coffee, shuffling to work, and sitting down with some requisition forms? Of course it would!
Now available on iTunes: The Eye Popping Sounds of Herschell Gordon Lewis.
Yes, the South's gonna rise again.
Now I just wish they'd get the Rosemary's Baby soundtrack so I can round out my horror theme collection. They have some tone-deaf male hippie attempting a cover of the "la la la la la" opening music, but not the actual Mia Farrow version. Stupid.