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yesterday i went bowling with david (herdman) chelse, jen, and Jp
that was goodtimes
then we did some other shizz and then we were visiting our dear friend sarah pratt in the hospital due to the fact that she had just underwent a surgical procedure and on the way we were driving on the ramp to go to norfol general and i'm sitting there eating my toastche crackers and david and jen and chelsea are liek WHOAAAAA!
AND I'M ALL LIEK UHHH BUHHHH!?!?
and then we pull over because the was car on it side pointing upward on the side of the incline of the ramp and we are liek oh holy sweet mother of god! and so we are liek holy shit ballz and call 911 and then this little taiwanese man star4ts climbing out of the car and we're like are you okhe's liek yeah i'm fine there isnt anypone else in the car which is good but that little asain bitch was drunk off of his anus and told jen and chelsea that he had been drinking but anywhore 3 firetrucks came SUPERTROPERS an abulance all this shit and liek the dude was fine and liek he tried to go back into the car to get a lighter so he could smoke not a good idea considering there could be gas leaks he also tried to turn off the car
he was a crazy motherfucker and i'm pretty sure he found the situation extremely humorous because he was all singing songs in other languages and calling all his buddies.
some other shit
but it was some serious shit..
i also was dressed liek a hobo all day i was wearing a beanie courdoroy and moccasins and i had all this bruises (from paintball) i looked liek a straight up hobo crank junkie and it was amazing
i have bug bites all over my body and it is pissing me off because they just keep on appearing liek out of nowhere
whatever i slept until 4 today with chelsea
<3
please calll em i am so bored and i lost my phone so i can't call bitches
7370048
GO!
that was goodtimes
then we did some other shizz and then we were visiting our dear friend sarah pratt in the hospital due to the fact that she had just underwent a surgical procedure and on the way we were driving on the ramp to go to norfol general and i'm sitting there eating my toastche crackers and david and jen and chelsea are liek WHOAAAAA!
AND I'M ALL LIEK UHHH BUHHHH!?!?
and then we pull over because the was car on it side pointing upward on the side of the incline of the ramp and we are liek oh holy sweet mother of god! and so we are liek holy shit ballz and call 911 and then this little taiwanese man star4ts climbing out of the car and we're like are you okhe's liek yeah i'm fine there isnt anypone else in the car which is good but that little asain bitch was drunk off of his anus and told jen and chelsea that he had been drinking but anywhore 3 firetrucks came SUPERTROPERS an abulance all this shit and liek the dude was fine and liek he tried to go back into the car to get a lighter so he could smoke not a good idea considering there could be gas leaks he also tried to turn off the car
he was a crazy motherfucker and i'm pretty sure he found the situation extremely humorous because he was all singing songs in other languages and calling all his buddies.
some other shit
but it was some serious shit..
i also was dressed liek a hobo all day i was wearing a beanie courdoroy and moccasins and i had all this bruises (from paintball) i looked liek a straight up hobo crank junkie and it was amazing
i have bug bites all over my body and it is pissing me off because they just keep on appearing liek out of nowhere
whatever i slept until 4 today with chelsea
<3
please calll em i am so bored and i lost my phone so i can't call bitches
7370048
GO!