Things I Hate
Heres a list of things I hate at the time of writing:
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Guys who are butch, they make me feel insecure.
Guys who are sissies, they make me look weak (guilty by association).
Being friends with someone everyone else hates because everyone hates me for liking that person.
Guys who are far more attractive and interesting than I am, mainyl because most girls I know would rather talk to them.
Being told I have an image that doesnt match up to how I see myself (I dont look like the kind of guy who would have a girlfriend, I dont look like the kind of guy who would do a martial art).
Getting drunk and still not being confident, nothing sucks more than a depressed drunk.
Close friends who keep minor secrets, and swear they cant tell you because it's oh so important and when you finally DO get it out of them it really wasn't worth the time you spent working at them.
Spelling things wrong and unintentionally using poor grammar.
Hot girls who just aren't interested.
Ugly girls who just want to stalk you.
Girls only you find attractive (theres alot riding on a choice of girlfriend when it comes to the opinion your mates)
'leet speak' (using letters and numbers to spell or pointlessly shortening them because you cant be bothered using the english you were taught for 12 years with, talk about a lack of appreciation)
People who critisicse your taste in music.
People who are pricks but you cant help but love them, essentially setting you up for a crushing verbal blow.
Spelling words ending in ng with the ng the wrong way around (I was very watchful of that during this post).
People who wont tell you the time even when they have a watch.
People who upon hearing the time feel the need to suddenly alert everyone that its really '12:05 and 42 seconds' by THEIR watch instead of just 12:40.
People in positions of high authority.
People who set you tasks with the promise of some kind of great reward, only to find out that the 'sony' they were talking about was actually a third rate digital watch with a broken timer.
Songs that people just love to sing again and again and again even though the song is bad and they suck at singing (E.g 'my milkshake brings all the boys to th-SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY BLACK WOMAN!)
People who tell you what they did on their weekend, and a few ours later tell you again because they forget who they already talked to. Never rely on them for birthdays.
People who tell you what their weekend was like, and then tell the same thing to the person next to you as if they were just standing there idly waiting for their turn to be spoken to.
People who pronounce things funny (EG tae-kwan-doo instead of tai-kwon-do, not the spelling just the sound)
People who dont say please or thankyou
People who say please and thankyou excessivley
People who try to avoid talkign to you, but wont tell you to your face why they have a problem with you (unless you ask them in a dark alley with no escape)
People that you talk to, who just half-listen, and dont really acknowledge anythign you just said, and walk away in the middle of you talkign because they didnt even realise you were there! OMG THAT ANNOYS ME SO MUCH!
People who hold ridiculous grudges
People who hate people because of their general appearence, and perceptions that have been made about them.
People who bitch about people who are cooler than they are and call them 'the so called popular people' because they cant take the time to look at themselves critically and realise how stupid and ugly they are.
Realising if you didnt have a fuckign huge TV and heaps of porn on your computer, your 'mates' would never come around.
Realising people you hate arent so bad after all.
Realising that alot of people hate you behind your back, and becoming paranoid about what they're saying BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE ABOUT YOU OMG!
People who forward stupid chain messages that look like this
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People who send chain emails where the entire message is just other peoples signatures, and full of random email address that the message has been forwarded to. And some people wonder how their address gets on spam lists.
Dodgy CD's that make that stupid whirring sound when the drive cant read them, and then the computer sits there whirring away even though you pressed the eject button about 600 times, and when the CD finally does come out, the computer thinks its an error and you get the EVIL BLUE SCREEN OMG and you press escape to tell the computer that all is cool, and then the screen goes blank.
People who steal stuff from your house when you have parties.
Finding out someone tired to steal from you when you find their jumper the next mornign with that new album you just got yesterday in the pocket.
People who defend the peopel who tired to rob you. Someone once told me that 'he was just looking after it'. I fucking ask people to look after my things its not a sudden urge of motiviation you just get. Its not like I stick a piece of paper to things that say 'steal me, im expensive'
People whos jokes are too sarcastic, so you take the mseriously, and tihnk they're joking when they're beign serious.
3 keyboards died due to spellign and grammar errors in this jurnal entry.
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Guys who are butch, they make me feel insecure.
Guys who are sissies, they make me look weak (guilty by association).
Being friends with someone everyone else hates because everyone hates me for liking that person.
Guys who are far more attractive and interesting than I am, mainyl because most girls I know would rather talk to them.
Being told I have an image that doesnt match up to how I see myself (I dont look like the kind of guy who would have a girlfriend, I dont look like the kind of guy who would do a martial art).
Getting drunk and still not being confident, nothing sucks more than a depressed drunk.
Close friends who keep minor secrets, and swear they cant tell you because it's oh so important and when you finally DO get it out of them it really wasn't worth the time you spent working at them.
Spelling things wrong and unintentionally using poor grammar.
Hot girls who just aren't interested.
Ugly girls who just want to stalk you.
Girls only you find attractive (theres alot riding on a choice of girlfriend when it comes to the opinion your mates)
'leet speak' (using letters and numbers to spell or pointlessly shortening them because you cant be bothered using the english you were taught for 12 years with, talk about a lack of appreciation)
People who critisicse your taste in music.
People who are pricks but you cant help but love them, essentially setting you up for a crushing verbal blow.
Spelling words ending in ng with the ng the wrong way around (I was very watchful of that during this post).
People who wont tell you the time even when they have a watch.
People who upon hearing the time feel the need to suddenly alert everyone that its really '12:05 and 42 seconds' by THEIR watch instead of just 12:40.
People in positions of high authority.
People who set you tasks with the promise of some kind of great reward, only to find out that the 'sony' they were talking about was actually a third rate digital watch with a broken timer.
Songs that people just love to sing again and again and again even though the song is bad and they suck at singing (E.g 'my milkshake brings all the boys to th-SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY BLACK WOMAN!)
People who tell you what they did on their weekend, and a few ours later tell you again because they forget who they already talked to. Never rely on them for birthdays.
People who tell you what their weekend was like, and then tell the same thing to the person next to you as if they were just standing there idly waiting for their turn to be spoken to.
People who pronounce things funny (EG tae-kwan-doo instead of tai-kwon-do, not the spelling just the sound)
People who dont say please or thankyou
People who say please and thankyou excessivley
People who try to avoid talkign to you, but wont tell you to your face why they have a problem with you (unless you ask them in a dark alley with no escape)
People that you talk to, who just half-listen, and dont really acknowledge anythign you just said, and walk away in the middle of you talkign because they didnt even realise you were there! OMG THAT ANNOYS ME SO MUCH!
People who hold ridiculous grudges
People who hate people because of their general appearence, and perceptions that have been made about them.
People who bitch about people who are cooler than they are and call them 'the so called popular people' because they cant take the time to look at themselves critically and realise how stupid and ugly they are.
Realising if you didnt have a fuckign huge TV and heaps of porn on your computer, your 'mates' would never come around.
Realising people you hate arent so bad after all.
Realising that alot of people hate you behind your back, and becoming paranoid about what they're saying BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE ABOUT YOU OMG!
People who forward stupid chain messages that look like this
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There was a man who [insert story here]....
now make a wish!
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(YOUR A FAGGOT FOR READING THIS!)
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People who send chain emails where the entire message is just other peoples signatures, and full of random email address that the message has been forwarded to. And some people wonder how their address gets on spam lists.
Dodgy CD's that make that stupid whirring sound when the drive cant read them, and then the computer sits there whirring away even though you pressed the eject button about 600 times, and when the CD finally does come out, the computer thinks its an error and you get the EVIL BLUE SCREEN OMG and you press escape to tell the computer that all is cool, and then the screen goes blank.
People who steal stuff from your house when you have parties.
Finding out someone tired to steal from you when you find their jumper the next mornign with that new album you just got yesterday in the pocket.
People who defend the peopel who tired to rob you. Someone once told me that 'he was just looking after it'. I fucking ask people to look after my things its not a sudden urge of motiviation you just get. Its not like I stick a piece of paper to things that say 'steal me, im expensive'
People whos jokes are too sarcastic, so you take the mseriously, and tihnk they're joking when they're beign serious.
3 keyboards died due to spellign and grammar errors in this jurnal entry.