002. Bobby takes a while to process floods.

[calzonewithlegs]

I don't think I was really myself the past week. I dunno. I think I'm a pretty patient guy, normally. So, I guess I should apologize for makin' threats and all. Not really a good way to start this Purgatory thing out. Hope it doesn't add to my sentence or nothin'.

Anyway. Thanks, Libby. Not too many ladies would stick up for a guy like me,

Comments

[fathersbludgeon]

You and Captain Ahab an item now or what?

[calzonewithlegs]

I don't get it. Captain Who?

[fathersbludgeon]

Ahab.

Moby Dick.

[calzonewithlegs]

What's that gotta do with anyone here?

[fathersbludgeon]

Jesus Chri--

Ahab.

The one chasing the whale for the whole fucking book.

:C :C :C

[calzonewithlegs]

No, I got that.

But I don't get what whaling's gotta do with anything.

OH BOBBY. You break-a my heart. :c

[fathersbludgeon]

You never checked the mirror?

[calzonewithlegs]

So?

...

Hey. I may be in the hereafter, but I couldn't betray Janice with another woman.

1/2

[fathersbludgeon]

[fathersbludgeon]

Janice?

[calzonewithlegs]

Yeah. Janice. She practically saved my life after Karen passed.

[fathersbludgeon]

...Soprano?

[calzonewithlegs]

Yeah, that Janice. And, well, it's Baccalieri now. We got a kid, too. Domenica. You should see her, Ralphie. Spittin' image of her ma.

. . . And now he's butthurt. :c

[fathersbludgeon]

Poor kid.

Imagine there's the classic Soprano "OH!" coming from Bobby's room :c

[calzonewithlegs]

Bust my balls all you want, Ralphie, but you disrespect my wife? My family? Then this conversation's over.

1/3 -- He MAY have heard it. :c --- Strikes close to completely unreadable. c:

[fathersbludgeon]

Sh-

No--- I didn't mean it li--

Ah c'mo-