Elvis Lives!
This is it. My great break through.
ELVIS LIVES!
Notice the uncanny hair similarity, the same vapid expression, the same obsession with drugs, sex, and rock and roll. Is Edward Elvis' new cover? I think yes. Everyone says that Elvis is still living. Really, he has just become undead, and is seducing teen girls. Oh wait, the seducing teen girls is nothing new.
ELVIS LIVES!
Notice the uncanny hair similarity, the same vapid expression, the same obsession with drugs, sex, and rock and roll. Is Edward Elvis' new cover? I think yes. Everyone says that Elvis is still living. Really, he has just become undead, and is seducing teen girls. Oh wait, the seducing teen girls is nothing new.