insomnia.. and the quest for the holy whitener
well its 2 15 in the morning this fine tuesday of ours.. and my flight to michigan is in exactly 12 hours and 3 mins away... 2 18 in the afternoon.. well in other news.. i got my braces off .. yesterday.. and about half an hour ago i was bored i had just finished reading and i decided that my teeth were a shade or two yellowish so i decided to whiten it... well i didnt feel like doing the 14 day thing with crest strips or night effects and i figured there must be a short cut... i knew there was four hour things.. but i decided i didnt want to waste more than 5 minutes on this project so i started to think about it.. and my wonderful brain came up with a solution.... if its known as bleaching your teeth.. why not just use undiluted bleach... which whiten stuff extremly quickly and effectively.. and should work 20 times faster than the other stuff which only have 5% bleach....
well i had a choice between lemony fresh and original.... i will state right now that there is no difference.... and for the few seconds you can taste the bleach before it numbs your sensory organs and proceeds to set fire to your mouth... it tastes just the same as original... but at least i have lemony breath..
well to make a long story short.. after five excruciating minutes i spit it all out and spent 10 minutes rinsing it out.. i examined my teeth and found that they were very white... so i decided to grab a bite to eat for celebration... i brushed my teeth afterwards.. and i found out that the bleach had formed a film over my teeth that was wiped away quite quickly... so i actually hadnt whitened them at all... but if you kiss me now ill still be lemony fresh... oh well ill let you guys know how michigan goes.. sorry for the lack of updates.. ill get better i promise..!
well i had a choice between lemony fresh and original.... i will state right now that there is no difference.... and for the few seconds you can taste the bleach before it numbs your sensory organs and proceeds to set fire to your mouth... it tastes just the same as original... but at least i have lemony breath..
well to make a long story short.. after five excruciating minutes i spit it all out and spent 10 minutes rinsing it out.. i examined my teeth and found that they were very white... so i decided to grab a bite to eat for celebration... i brushed my teeth afterwards.. and i found out that the bleach had formed a film over my teeth that was wiped away quite quickly... so i actually hadnt whitened them at all... but if you kiss me now ill still be lemony fresh... oh well ill let you guys know how michigan goes.. sorry for the lack of updates.. ill get better i promise..!