They can call this a father son learning experience. Later. ◆ [ voice ]

Jan 12, 2010 14:14

[ Click, shuffle, rustling of pocket lint and...Welcome to the desert, currently featuring the following: sand, sand, more sand, no Raine whatsoever, even more sand, and one (1) facepalming SeeD. How on earth can one man get so helplessly lost? ]

[ It certainly has nothing to do with one (1) presidential, very enthusiastic, very in charge man that's walking along. After all, he's on a mission, and if there's one thing this man knows, it's highly sensitive, co-op missions. ]

[ Hey, the SeeD knows plenty about missions and this? This is not success. Enjoy the silence, Laguna. ]

[ Laguna's allergic to silence, more so now that it's coming from the man beside him. Obviously, this means small chat is in order...over the journals...with the mass of Luceti listening and commenting in. ]

That's odd. I wonder why everyone's complaining about a blizzard. It's hotter than Ifrit's arm pits out here.

... (Maybe because we're in the desert?)

Place kind of reminds me of the outskirts of Esthar. Dry. A bit cracky. Killer lizard monsters hiding in fissures waiting for your ankle to walk by so they can slay it. Wonder if we can get any gil for these. We can start a college fu... [ Oh hey. That bush over there looks mighty interesting. ]

[ He doesn't need a college fund, thanks. SeeD training took care of that. ]

[ Can't a father do something for his son, for god's sakes :| ]

[ Only if it means they aren't lost. ]

Do you think we're there yet? [ rustle, rustle, sounds of a map being unfolded ] This map is dysfunctional! We're supposed to be there already, why are we here [tap] instead of there? [tap]

[ sigh ] That's not the right map.

What are you talking about, of course it's the right map. [ DISPLAYS ]

... [ ...facepalm ] There isn't a desert on this one.

[ Insistently points at the brown spot over there. ]

[ Turns the map the right way 'round. ] There.

[ Blinks. Tilts. Turns. Notices the brown spot was actually a coffee stain. Oh dear. ] Ahhh, well. Anyway, there has to be a barrier this direction, too. Raine, hold on! Here we come!

((ooc: Joint post for Laguna and Squall, so either or both may answer. Please specify if you prefer either of them. Feel free to 'jack their action thread!))

road trip?, needs moar ammo, more determined than a marlboro, totally not lost, don't worry; he's a professional, where's ward when you need him?, brb retrieving wife, needs a functional map

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