Who?
Yes I know, I've mentioned a lot of people in my life but not who I am. Well, to be ridiculously predictable, I am me. I am fat, love the honesty of that word, I am slightly wrinkly and very saggy, I am not well yet though closer than I was. I have been very ill, I escaped worse problems by getting it sorted in time but the consultant told me if I had waited much longer it could have been cancer. I had fibroids which were bad enough but they were being inflamed by the lining of my womb growing too fast. I was lucky. Now I can function normally for the most part but in bed it's a literally pain in the bits. So I went back to my consultant and he sent me for a scan, which I had last night, the gentleman doing the scan told me I had a cyst on my ovary. Now that threw me for six because the pain is right on my bladder. He thankfully reminded me there is no womb there to keep them in place so they were free to roam and one decided to settle over my bladder and grow a cyst. I called the ovaries little swines and the gentleman thought that was one of the funniest things he ever heard.
So I am relieved that nothing terminal is wrong but it seems I have to have more surgery, one can only hope it is the last time. I'm rather glad in some respects that I don't have a job yet, I don't think they would have been too impressed if I'd have to have time off for an operation so soon after to starting work.
The strange thing is I probably wouldn't have done anything if it hadn't affected my love life. That is incredibly important to this fat bird. Especially when you have to keep smiles on two chaps faces.
Other important things about me are, er, hang on, oh yes love to party, oh you saw that in a previous thread, I love to dance, oh Ruskin Arms I miss you, hopefully I'll be going out and dancing again soon. I love dressing up stupidly, my favourote item of clothing is my red tutu though I have had to put it away for a while because I've not been able to go out places to wear it. Anything else? I'm sure I'll think of it at a later time.
So I am relieved that nothing terminal is wrong but it seems I have to have more surgery, one can only hope it is the last time. I'm rather glad in some respects that I don't have a job yet, I don't think they would have been too impressed if I'd have to have time off for an operation so soon after to starting work.
The strange thing is I probably wouldn't have done anything if it hadn't affected my love life. That is incredibly important to this fat bird. Especially when you have to keep smiles on two chaps faces.
Other important things about me are, er, hang on, oh yes love to party, oh you saw that in a previous thread, I love to dance, oh Ruskin Arms I miss you, hopefully I'll be going out and dancing again soon. I love dressing up stupidly, my favourote item of clothing is my red tutu though I have had to put it away for a while because I've not been able to go out places to wear it. Anything else? I'm sure I'll think of it at a later time.