i never told you that
recipe for happiness
ingredients:
1 pack Austin toasty crackers with peanut butter
1 cold Coors Light
place thumb on mouth opening of beer can and pull up on blue tab using index finger
use whatever means necessary to tear open crackers
pull first peanut butter* cracker sandwich in half
insert side with less peanut butter into mouth
chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew
swallow
pick up beer
sip sip slurp
pick up cracker with more peanut butter
insert into mouth, peanut butter side down
chew chew chew chew chew chew
swallow
clean inside of mouth with tongue
swallow
pick up beer
pour into mouth
repeat 6 times for complete satisfaction
-tomjpw
*or cheese, if you prefer
i'm happy