The lovely movie quote meme, num num.
That movie quote meme :) I know I am late, but whatever *g* Guess away and good luck!
1. "Now, if I am being Santa Claus, and you are Pedro, how do you think jolly Santa Claus would feel if one day Pedro came into his office and said, 'I lost the list.' How fucking furious do you think he will get?"
2. "Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty fucking slim."
3. "I decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't going have to come looking for me at all." No Country for Old Men - guessed correctly by
meresy
4. "Ah, a great people, the Germans. Hitler was a bit excessive. " The Black Dahlia - guessed correctly by
hyzenthlay26
5. "That poor girl's just about ready to vault herself onto a fencepost."
6. "Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can." Monty Python and the Holy Grail - guessed correctly by
meresy
7. "You look good. The picture the police have of you doesn't do you justice." Children of Men - guessed correctly by
hyzenthlay26
8. "Boy, you don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy." Stand By Me - guessed correctly by
mdbsgfan
9. "Not bad for a human." Aliens - guessed correctly by
hyzenthlay26
10. "The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping." Blade Runner - guessed correctly by
mdbsgfan
11. "Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning." Stripes - guessed correctly by
sisterofdream
12. "I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah." Memento - guessed correctly by
meresy
13. "What do you got?"
"Dead dog."
"I didn't do that." Seven - guessed correctly by
sisterofdream
14. " Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear me typing or whether you DON'T hear me typing, or whatever the FUCK you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am working, THAT means don't come in. Now, do you think you can handle that?" The Shining - guessed correctly by
meresy
15. "How many men is it worth? How many lives? One? Two? Twenty? Lives will be lost in your company, Captain. If you don't have the stomach for it, now is the time to let me know." The Thin Red Line - guessed correctly by
brigantine1
16. "Eggiwegs! I would like... to smash them!" A Clockwork Orange - guessed correctly by
kanzenhanzai
17. "I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?" The Professional [Leon] - guessed correctly by
hyzenthlay26
18. "You really don't remember, do you? We didn't pick you. You picked us. You volunteered. Right here. Right here, even after you were warned." The Bourne Ultimatum - guessed correctly by
sisterofdream
19. "Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb." American History X - guessed correctly by
meresy
20. "It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right." Requiem for a Dream - guessed correctly by
sisterofdream
BONUS QUESTION FOR IMAGINARY COOKIE: Dick talk over at
kanzenhanzai 's page reminded me of this classic one:
"I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."
"How many dicks is that?"
"A lot."
*g* Reservoir Dogs - Imaginary cookie goes to
utterfrivolity
1. "Now, if I am being Santa Claus, and you are Pedro, how do you think jolly Santa Claus would feel if one day Pedro came into his office and said, 'I lost the list.' How fucking furious do you think he will get?"
2. "Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty fucking slim."
3. "I decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't going have to come looking for me at all." No Country for Old Men - guessed correctly by
meresy
4. "Ah, a great people, the Germans. Hitler was a bit excessive. " The Black Dahlia - guessed correctly by
hyzenthlay26
5. "That poor girl's just about ready to vault herself onto a fencepost."
6. "Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can." Monty Python and the Holy Grail - guessed correctly by
meresy
7. "You look good. The picture the police have of you doesn't do you justice." Children of Men - guessed correctly by
hyzenthlay26
8. "Boy, you don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy." Stand By Me - guessed correctly by
mdbsgfan
9. "Not bad for a human." Aliens - guessed correctly by
hyzenthlay26
10. "The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping." Blade Runner - guessed correctly by
mdbsgfan
11. "Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning." Stripes - guessed correctly by
sisterofdream
12. "I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah." Memento - guessed correctly by
meresy
13. "What do you got?"
"Dead dog."
"I didn't do that." Seven - guessed correctly by
sisterofdream
14. " Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear me typing or whether you DON'T hear me typing, or whatever the FUCK you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am working, THAT means don't come in. Now, do you think you can handle that?" The Shining - guessed correctly by
meresy
15. "How many men is it worth? How many lives? One? Two? Twenty? Lives will be lost in your company, Captain. If you don't have the stomach for it, now is the time to let me know." The Thin Red Line - guessed correctly by
brigantine1
16. "Eggiwegs! I would like... to smash them!" A Clockwork Orange - guessed correctly by
kanzenhanzai
17. "I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?" The Professional [Leon] - guessed correctly by
hyzenthlay26
18. "You really don't remember, do you? We didn't pick you. You picked us. You volunteered. Right here. Right here, even after you were warned." The Bourne Ultimatum - guessed correctly by
sisterofdream
19. "Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb." American History X - guessed correctly by
meresy
20. "It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right." Requiem for a Dream - guessed correctly by
sisterofdream
BONUS QUESTION FOR IMAGINARY COOKIE: Dick talk over at
kanzenhanzai 's page reminded me of this classic one:
"I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."
"How many dicks is that?"
"A lot."
*g* Reservoir Dogs - Imaginary cookie goes to
utterfrivolity