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so i'm on my cell phone out back, and i had just lit a cigarette when i look up and see this bird flying around all crazy. then i realize it's a bat. and it's diving all over the place in broad daylight and freaking me out. so i move over to the side of the house where i don't have to look at it anymore, and after like 2 minutes the fucking thing finds me with it's sonar or something and dives right toward me. the thing was like 3 feet away from my face. so i went inside after that. i thought those things were nocturnal.