Libations

[callowyn]

Title: Libations
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[axilet]

OH SHIT OH JIMMY OH CLAIRE

AMELIAAA WHY DIDN'T YOU CHOP THE TREESTIEL DOWN

*clings to this fic*

[callowyn]

NOW I WANT A SEQUEL WHERE AMELIA KEEPS TRYING TO SET THE THING ON FIRE BUT WHENEVER SHE GETS TOO CLOSE SHE IS COMPELLED TO CLIMB IT AND THE GASOLINE DROPS FROM HER NUMB FINGERS

OR, POSSIBLY, THE ONE WHERE SHE GOES AT IT WITH AN AX AND AS IT TOPPLES SHE SEES JIMMY AND CLAIRE CURLED UP AMONGST ITS ROOTS LIKE THEY'RE SLEEPING

[axilet]

BEST SEQUEL IN THE HISTORY OF SEQUELS.

OR THE ONE WHERE THE ROOTS ARE *IN* JIMMY AND CLAIRE AND TREESTIEL LETS HER KNOW IF SHE KILLS IT SHE KILLS THEM TOO.

[callowyn]

TREESTIEL PUPPETEERING THEM AROUND AND IT'S LIKE AMELIA HAS THEM BACK, ALMOST, EXCEPT FOR THE ROOTS SHE SOMETIMES CATCHES EXTENDING FROM THEIR FEET AND THE WAY THEIR BLUE EYES HAVE TURNED GREEN.

[axilet]

UNF TREESTIEL THE BODYSNATCHER

SHE WISHES SHE CAN FORGET AND SOMETIMES SHE CAN, BUT THEY DON'T SLEEP OR EAT AND THEY LEAVE TRACES OF BLACK SOIL IN THE CARPET AND SHE HAS TO VACUUM FOR HOURS, AND ONE DAY SHE COMES HOME TO FIND THAT THE CHAINSAW AND MATCHES ETC. HAVE BEEN THROWN AWAY.

[callowyn]

YES YES YES AND THE LEAVES SHE FINDS SHED ACROSS THE KITCHEN, ON HER PILLOW. THE WAY HER PIPES ARE CLOGGED WITH GENTLY WAVING ROOTS.

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THAT AUSTRALIAN MOVIE "THE TREE" THAT LEX RECCED A LITTLE WHILE AGO BECAUSE IT WAS THE MOST PERFECT TREESTIEL I HAVE EVER SEEN

[axilet]

YES YES I HAVE

IT IS A PERFECT THING FULL OF BEAUTY AND SHOULD BE DECLARED CANON NOVAKANGST IMMEDIATELY.

[callowyn]

IT SHOULD BE REQUIRED WATCHING FOR ALL NOVAK FANS AND ALL FANS OF TREES AND EVERYONE EVERYWHERE AT ALL TIMES YES