Biscuits are no joke
I was in Asda earlier and it struck me that there is nothing funny about custard creams. Biscuits in general aren't very funny. The few fun things about them are the terrible jokes you get on the back of a Penguin. I haven't had a Penguin in a while so perhaps that doesn't happen any more. The other thing is something that will stay with me forever and it's the story about a fight in a biscuit tin. It went something like this:
The Bandit hit the Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him up in a Blue Riband and escaped in a Taxi. I'm not sure whether Bandit's or Taxi's still exist in a biscuit form.
There was a wasp in the office today and people started to majorly freak out. Democracy decided that the best way to deal with the situation was to murder the wasp. I know they can be a bit mean but so can librarians and we don't spray them with toxic aerosols. I have a problem with the fact that I was witness to a wasp assassination.
The Bandit hit the Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him up in a Blue Riband and escaped in a Taxi. I'm not sure whether Bandit's or Taxi's still exist in a biscuit form.
There was a wasp in the office today and people started to majorly freak out. Democracy decided that the best way to deal with the situation was to murder the wasp. I know they can be a bit mean but so can librarians and we don't spray them with toxic aerosols. I have a problem with the fact that I was witness to a wasp assassination.