The place I work at...
I've been trying to come up with an official song for the place I work at that appropriately captures the awe and admiration that the higher ups have instilled in me. Of course, I fucked up on that one and came up with more of that wonderful passive aggressive fare that is the very reason I'm going to get in a truck load of trouble one of these days.
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Key of E baby! Like there's anything else!
"If wall has cracks, paint over them
Paint is stronger mortar
If the socket doesn't work
put a plant in front
it'll make things better!
If the people are peeved,
order them to smile!
Smiling people aren't asked questions!
If you fucked up
Fuck up some more!
Send out an assload of memos
Who has time to fix the core...
Problem solving is such a chore...
But no matter what you do....
We don't expect much from you....
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My bros best friend finally had a kid. Go team.
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I really want a tinfoil hat.
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Key of E baby! Like there's anything else!
"If wall has cracks, paint over them
Paint is stronger mortar
If the socket doesn't work
put a plant in front
it'll make things better!
If the people are peeved,
order them to smile!
Smiling people aren't asked questions!
If you fucked up
Fuck up some more!
Send out an assload of memos
Who has time to fix the core...
Problem solving is such a chore...
But no matter what you do....
We don't expect much from you....
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My bros best friend finally had a kid. Go team.
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I really want a tinfoil hat.