Shit.
...A car hit me in the ass today at work.
No, like fucking DROVE INTO MY ASS.
Lightly, but still, IT HIT ME IN THE ASS.
...Should I go to the doctor, just in case?
Oh, and on the "freaky ass happenings" front--
I was bagging some old lady's shit and she goes "see you soon..."?
Wtf, I don't even know her.
I'm scared. Maybe she's Death.
Fuck. If I don't post again, something's happened. I'm serious, I have a feeling that I'm in trouble somehow.
No, like fucking DROVE INTO MY ASS.
Lightly, but still, IT HIT ME IN THE ASS.
...Should I go to the doctor, just in case?
Oh, and on the "freaky ass happenings" front--
I was bagging some old lady's shit and she goes "see you soon..."?
Wtf, I don't even know her.
I'm scared. Maybe she's Death.
Fuck. If I don't post again, something's happened. I'm serious, I have a feeling that I'm in trouble somehow.