July 17, 1782

[callmezeb]

I've come to realize that my life this past month has turned into a very dark comedy (and if I was a film critic and not the star, I'd deffinately laugh it up and give it four full stars.) hhahahahahahahahaha yes haha. So anyways my mom asked me if I was going to get all suicidal on her last night(see that's funny becuase it's not your life or your mom haha.)

heart attack. suiceyed. karma! karma! karma! payback mutherfuckers! you'll get your's and eye'll get meyen.

I'm glad I can step back for a moment, pretend I'm the viewer, and laugh at the series of "unfortunate events" that have happened/ing to this guy.