Jan 27, 2003 01:58
Sweet Jesus. I just sat through "The Master of Disguise"........I must say it is the worst movie I have EVER seen. To put into words how terrible this movie is, may be an impossibility. There were moments when I actually said the words "oh my god, I can't believe what I just saw." Every second of the 80 minute running time is a painful, insane, pointless, and awkward mess. I cry for Dana Carvey after this, tears of blood. (slight exaggeration maybe but this movie is unimaginably bad.) NO ONE watch it. EVER. NEVER. I beg of you. NEVER WATCH "Master of Disguise". PLEASE. Maybe ten years from now, you can show it to your newborn infant child, and he/she may laugh. You see, I think this "film" was made for babies and the mentally handicapped, except most of the handicapped people I've met would feel insulted by the stupidity of 90% of the jokes/gags in this movie. Oy vay. I must digress. Don't see this movie. EVER. The end.