Once again, my fellow ninja and I had to take up our swords, knives, and fists in battle with the ever wrong-doing pirates.
It all began when Ninja Dan and I, Ninja Izzy, were relaxing at our favorite watering hole, Taco Acapulco
Suddenly, a pirate ship showed up.
And out came the infamous pirate, Pirate Katie
Friend to the legendary SUPER PIRATE DUO, Pirate Veronica and Pirate Veronica's boyfriend
Obviously, as ninja's, we could not stand for this insult of being in close proximity to OUR Taco Acapulco
And thus the battle began
We started off strong, but we realized their were children in the vicinity
I advised that we find a safer place to battle
But Pirate Katie is a tricky one
She proved to be a worthy adversary
Pirate hackey sack attack!
Pirate ambush!
The dreaded Super-Pirate Veronicaandveronicasboyfriend
Things were looking bad
Then, came our back-up! Ninja Brett to the rescue!
"Not my good eye!", she screamed, but obviously I didn't care
Pirate Lulu got a good taste of ninja neck slice!
The pirates were defeated. More than defeated, they were dead meat. It was time to celebrate with a couple of Cuban C's stolen from the pirate ship and by showing off our offical ninja belts, except for ninja Dan. Ninja Dan is only 17, so he isn't allowed to smoke cigars yet. What a loser!
The end!