I do not know the spoiler policy, but I was glad to not be spoiled, so-
Wait, so, Rose and the Doctor get to stay together, but they don’t, but they do, but…not.
I don’t know whether to squee or be sad.
I will try to organize, in bullet point form:
-I avoided spoilers to the best of my ability, but I did get wind that David Tennant was still the Doctor and he didn’t change, so I didn’t have to worry that he would regenerate into someone else. (“Why would I- look at me!” I KNOW RIGHT you adorable thing you!!!!!)
-THERE is the hug that was supposed to happen! Awwwwww!!!!!
-Daleks in Germany speak German, obviously, but…LOL!
-“So I could…
-“What?”
-“So I could come back…”
-*extreme smirkiness*
-“…shut up…”
(Cutest exchange ever.)
-OMG NAKED DAVID TENNANT… I DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S GOOD??????
-Yeah, the Doctor really didn’t have a guilt complex before, so that was really necessary, Daleks.
-OH HAI DONNA- WTF DID YOU COME FROM ALL SMART AND STUFF?????????????
-“So there are three of you? Three Time Lords?”
-“I can’t tell you what I’m thinking right now.”
(Don’t worry Jack, I was thinking the same thing.)
-Thank God Rose’s little brother got a canon name, I shudder to think what fanfic writers would come up with.
-OKAY, Doctor, I know you’re a bit of an emotional retard, but you don’t take Rose back to the place you broke up with her before!!!!!!
-“I’ve only got one life, Rose Tyler. I’ll spend it with you, if you want.” (OHMYGOD SO MUCH ADORABLE AND SQUEE.) …Yeah damn right Rose, you have every right to demand to hear it….AWWWWWWW!!!!!!
-TimeLord!Donna is so much kickass forever…
-Or not…
-OMG NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS ALL THAT! I mean, I totally ship platonicbffs!Doctor/Donna. And he left Rose with his genocidal clone and he needs her and he loves her and she’s his BFF and he NEEDS her dammit! And NOOOOOOOOOOO.
-Poor Doctor. “Still, that’s fine. I’m fine.” (YOU ARE SO NOT LET ME GIVE YOU A HUG!)
So in conclusion:
-Donna is coming back, right? I mean, I know I have come to the end of canon, but every fandom has those mysterious sources “in the know” who can assure me that Donna is coming back somehow, right?
-WHEN DOES SEASON START? Is it really not until 2010? Does the BBC really hate people that much?
-Fanfic? Good fanfic? Puh-leeeze?
-I think Jack is oh-so-adorable, so…if not good fanfic then…well… “Torchwood” downloads?
And shallowly: I cannot be the only who thought “Oh dear God, this is the screencap that launched a thousand kinky!threesome!smutfics.”
If that is not behind a cut, it is not my fault, it is because LJ is sucking harder than I ever imagined LJ could possibly suck.