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[callmenatalie]

I LOVE the smell of cookies.

Someone bring me cookies? Sugar cookies. Or oatmeal raisin.

Oh! Now I'm hungry.

*This has been another pointless journal entry brought to you by the lovely Natalie Miller.

Comments

[rockinriah]

You're always hungry. You eat on a 4 hour schedule. How are you still so tiny?

[callmenatalie]

It's more like 2.5 hours. I keep my metabolism going! The more often you eat, the more often your body has to work to keep up. Hey, it works for me.

You are an athlete. You should know this.

[rockinriah]

Why should i know about this? This makes no sense.

[callmenatalie]

All of you are fit and active. How do you stay that way? I mean, I've seen you eat. You eat just as much as I do!

[rockinriah]

It's to bulk up! I also work out a lot more than you do.

[callmenatalie]

Well, I stay the way I am by not working out and eating just the way I always have.

[rockinriah]

Which makes zero sense

[callmenatalie]

I have fantastic genes. Not everyone can say that.

[rockinriah]

Are you insulting Smith genes? Have you seen how attractive my family is?

[callmenatalie]

No, of course not! You're one of the few who can say that. Although whereas I'm just staying thin, you are bulking up.

[rockinriah]

I think I lost track of this conversation at some point...I'm just going to blame you,

[callmenatalie]

Your lack of an attention span never ceases to amaze me.

[rockinriah]

I like to keep your expectations low.

[callmenatalie]

They have never been lower. So, any little thing you do will probably shock me so much that I'll be impressed which will raise my expectations.

[rockinriah]

This is a slippery slope we're on here....I don't know I can maintain the precarious balance between low and high expectations that I've managed to work up to.