um hi... WATCH ME MOTHER FUCKER

[callmemaggo]

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if you eat food this involves you. if you drink water this involves you.
if your little sister eats food this involves her, too.
and your mom
and your dad
and your dog
and your neighbor
and your best friend
and your boyfriend
and your girlfriend
and your fellow employee
and your customers at your job
and your stupid high school crush
and your tattoo artist

and your future kids, too.