the yellow wallpaper

May 14, 2007 11:00

why is it that when i look like a boy
when i look like a boy
i look like a boy
they all suddenly appear?

hello ray, you are very attractive however have never been socially potty trained. isn't that right?
oh and i can see up your nostrils which reminds me never to wear a low cut shirt because you are
what was it?
6foot fucking '6

and look at that mister, 'i'm from canada and super-colossal and on some sports team at fiu. watch me while i sit behind you and chuckle because my knees hit the back of your chair everytime i breath.'

'hahahaaa thats so funny--- you're so tall' -says the idoit maggi.

i honest to god thought i peed a little when he told me i looked like i was from where he was from.

me- ?
russel the canadian god - canada
me- uh my mom was born in ohio?
russel- thats okay. i'm amazing and walking with you in the wrong direction. and telling you about my laundry.
me- good, because i'm absolutely amazed.

if only i had two hours of sleep.
blahhhhhh.
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