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i've found a favorite word: lovely.
i really do love it because lovely doesn't always have to be a positive. just like loving something isn't always great. so i could say something ridiculous like 'shes a lovely mess' or 'that skirt is just lovely' and you wouldn't know the fucking difference.
jesus i'm brilliant.
and disgusting.
and lovely.
ha!
anyway, i got a new job. yeah bitch, victoria secret. so now i can actually buy myself some decent underwear. i've been wearing those prepackaged nightmares forever. note to the real world: underpants should not come in plastic wrap.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GO INTO WORK TODAY TO GIVE THEM MY TWO WEEKS.
this is how it will go:
me: hi, can i speak to you for a second?
Babies R Us Management: sure maggi, are you going to dazzle us with more of your wonderful work even though you don't get paid nearly enough for it?
me: oh, no. i wasn't even going to mention the fact that i asked for a raise two months ago and you have yet to get back to me on it. i just wanted to let you know that even though my work experience here has been a joke and i pretend to like almost every one of you, i'm going to have to give in my two weeks notice. i've found another position elsewhere.
Babies R Us Management: oh dear, that's just awful. we need an associate like you who cleans up baby vomit without bitching and puts vulnerable pregnant mothers in their place without getting reported for it.
me: yes well, sorry.
Babies R Us Management: well, off the books. what if we offer you a fifty cent raise. we think $7.50 is reasonable pay.
me: uh, i appreciate the thought, but unless you can match $9 well, then fuck you.
YES.
i really do love it because lovely doesn't always have to be a positive. just like loving something isn't always great. so i could say something ridiculous like 'shes a lovely mess' or 'that skirt is just lovely' and you wouldn't know the fucking difference.
jesus i'm brilliant.
and disgusting.
and lovely.
ha!
anyway, i got a new job. yeah bitch, victoria secret. so now i can actually buy myself some decent underwear. i've been wearing those prepackaged nightmares forever. note to the real world: underpants should not come in plastic wrap.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GO INTO WORK TODAY TO GIVE THEM MY TWO WEEKS.
this is how it will go:
me: hi, can i speak to you for a second?
Babies R Us Management: sure maggi, are you going to dazzle us with more of your wonderful work even though you don't get paid nearly enough for it?
me: oh, no. i wasn't even going to mention the fact that i asked for a raise two months ago and you have yet to get back to me on it. i just wanted to let you know that even though my work experience here has been a joke and i pretend to like almost every one of you, i'm going to have to give in my two weeks notice. i've found another position elsewhere.
Babies R Us Management: oh dear, that's just awful. we need an associate like you who cleans up baby vomit without bitching and puts vulnerable pregnant mothers in their place without getting reported for it.
me: yes well, sorry.
Babies R Us Management: well, off the books. what if we offer you a fifty cent raise. we think $7.50 is reasonable pay.
me: uh, i appreciate the thought, but unless you can match $9 well, then fuck you.
YES.