Gosh
K-9 seems strange.
I was concerned about him, as he didn't make sense at all, so I visited. He made me tea and toast (he can toast bread, it's amazing) and talked to me in a strange and disjointed way. At least, it seemed strange and disjointed at first but now it all makes perfect sense and my left hand is magic except for the ring finger.
I suspect there may be illicit substances involved. It's smashing.
The Doctor is drunk, of course. He is also a strange and mystical tree god and I must worship him physically to make the crops grow. He doesn't mind.
He says I am "very inventive" when I'm "off my tits". I think he meant it in a positive way.
I want to understand the glorious mysteries of the universe but K-9 says this is complex and I will need more drugs.
Mmm... crops...
I was concerned about him, as he didn't make sense at all, so I visited. He made me tea and toast (he can toast bread, it's amazing) and talked to me in a strange and disjointed way. At least, it seemed strange and disjointed at first but now it all makes perfect sense and my left hand is magic except for the ring finger.
I suspect there may be illicit substances involved. It's smashing.
The Doctor is drunk, of course. He is also a strange and mystical tree god and I must worship him physically to make the crops grow. He doesn't mind.
He says I am "very inventive" when I'm "off my tits". I think he meant it in a positive way.
I want to understand the glorious mysteries of the universe but K-9 says this is complex and I will need more drugs.
Mmm... crops...