Really?!?!
I considered titling this "Fucking Men" But went with Really?!?! Two instances from the same day...today.
First the least interesting: I was at the grocery store. I was walking through the big aisle at the back of the grocery store. When this man that I was walking behind stopped short and started to turn around which resulted in a minor collision...seriously minor, just bumped into each other. So I apologized not because I felt like I was necessarily at fault, but just being polite. To which he answered "That's alright." And then as he is walking away I hear him say, "Just watch where you are going." I'm sorry?!?!? What?!?!? You are the one who ran into me mother fucker. Bastard!
But perhaps I was a little on edge because of what happened earlier in the day. I had a delicious brunch with a friend earlier in the day. Then came home to do some house cleaning and perhaps take a little nap. But before I took a nap, I thought I'd check out Manhunt to see what might be going on. Well when I signed on I had a mail and someone had unlocked their private photos. The guy who was really handsome--hot body!!! Claimed to be only about 5 years older than me. (I'm guessing he was lying.) Said I had a nice smile , liked to kiss. He asked what I was up to today.So I checked his profile. He listed all the ways he liked to fuck someone. So I thought, what the hell. It all sounded nice to me. So I sent him an e-mail telling him what I was up to and that I was considering taking a nap, but perhaps we shoudl get together some time to "entertain" someone. (I had asked him what he was doing to entertain himself on this Sunday afternoon.) So he sent an e-mail back saying "no time like the present" and "You shouldn't nap alone." I said alright come on over. He said call him for directions. I called him and he asked "Is there some place we could get something to eat..he was hungry." Well there is and I thought alright I can go with this guy to get a sandwich...if it is going to lead to sex. He shows up and we walk down the street for him to get something to eat. We chat...it eventually gets to what I do, etc. We have a good conversation. We talk about ice ream shops. (I always talk about food.) Anyway on the way back to the house we stop at a local bakery...he wanted to walk in. We got these delicious cookie treats. And then he said we could go to this ice cream shop. And said, "its a Sunday afternoon why not" we don't have anything to do." To which I responded "Oh we could find something to do." But we get back to the house and go to the ice cream shop. All the while I'm thinking eventually we would end up back at my house with my legs up in the air. We have ice cream...all the while chatting. Finally we get in the car and he says can you take me back to my house in the castro. What?!?!? So I say, "you don't want to come back to my house to play around for a little." His response is "I know you too well now. There's no mystery." I said, "there is always mystery." We get about 4 blocks from where he says his house is and he says you can just let me out at the corner. I said "I can take you all the way to your house." "No, I could use the walk." And I went home. Seriously!!!! His profile name is "CastroManRammer." Don't you think that with a profile name like that everyone knows what is expected?
Fuck!!!
First the least interesting: I was at the grocery store. I was walking through the big aisle at the back of the grocery store. When this man that I was walking behind stopped short and started to turn around which resulted in a minor collision...seriously minor, just bumped into each other. So I apologized not because I felt like I was necessarily at fault, but just being polite. To which he answered "That's alright." And then as he is walking away I hear him say, "Just watch where you are going." I'm sorry?!?!? What?!?!? You are the one who ran into me mother fucker. Bastard!
But perhaps I was a little on edge because of what happened earlier in the day. I had a delicious brunch with a friend earlier in the day. Then came home to do some house cleaning and perhaps take a little nap. But before I took a nap, I thought I'd check out Manhunt to see what might be going on. Well when I signed on I had a mail and someone had unlocked their private photos. The guy who was really handsome--hot body!!! Claimed to be only about 5 years older than me. (I'm guessing he was lying.) Said I had a nice smile , liked to kiss. He asked what I was up to today.So I checked his profile. He listed all the ways he liked to fuck someone. So I thought, what the hell. It all sounded nice to me. So I sent him an e-mail telling him what I was up to and that I was considering taking a nap, but perhaps we shoudl get together some time to "entertain" someone. (I had asked him what he was doing to entertain himself on this Sunday afternoon.) So he sent an e-mail back saying "no time like the present" and "You shouldn't nap alone." I said alright come on over. He said call him for directions. I called him and he asked "Is there some place we could get something to eat..he was hungry." Well there is and I thought alright I can go with this guy to get a sandwich...if it is going to lead to sex. He shows up and we walk down the street for him to get something to eat. We chat...it eventually gets to what I do, etc. We have a good conversation. We talk about ice ream shops. (I always talk about food.) Anyway on the way back to the house we stop at a local bakery...he wanted to walk in. We got these delicious cookie treats. And then he said we could go to this ice cream shop. And said, "its a Sunday afternoon why not" we don't have anything to do." To which I responded "Oh we could find something to do." But we get back to the house and go to the ice cream shop. All the while I'm thinking eventually we would end up back at my house with my legs up in the air. We have ice cream...all the while chatting. Finally we get in the car and he says can you take me back to my house in the castro. What?!?!? So I say, "you don't want to come back to my house to play around for a little." His response is "I know you too well now. There's no mystery." I said, "there is always mystery." We get about 4 blocks from where he says his house is and he says you can just let me out at the corner. I said "I can take you all the way to your house." "No, I could use the walk." And I went home. Seriously!!!! His profile name is "CastroManRammer." Don't you think that with a profile name like that everyone knows what is expected?
Fuck!!!