who says sequels arent always as good....
Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel
showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass.
Vin Diesel was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the
horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious
Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to
save you." Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion.
That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the
sequel, "The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood".
showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass.
Vin Diesel was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the
horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious
Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to
save you." Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion.
That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the
sequel, "The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood".