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Your Name/Alias: Andy
Age: 20
Character: "Mephisto Pheles" or Johannes Faustus V
Series: Ao no Exorcist
Character Age: (°u°) We don't know honestly
Job: Janitor Camp Hygienist
Canon: In Ao no Exorcist, a world with more daddy issues than demons, there exists two dimensions: Assiah, the realm of humans, and Gehenna, the realm of demons. Communication and travel between the two is typically impossible but this means absolutely nothing to Mephisto Pheles: one son of Satan who not only serves the religious organization working to protect Assiah from demon invasion, but is the chairman of the school that trains all up and coming Exorcists fighting for the same cause.
His role within the True Cross Order is not his only one, however. In public Mephisto goes by the name Johannes Faustus V, and does nothing short of making sure he is the center of attention almost constantly. He's a man who marches to his own orchestra and leads his own parade. He speaks often in high regard to himself and is used to being in positions of power. By default he keeps to his professional aura, but this does not stop him from being a total otaku and slightly obnoxious. He enjoys setting the stage for conflict and then taking to the sidelines to watch the mayhem. Mephisto also uses gratuitous amounts of German.
Sample Post:
Greetings campers, staff members, and the local ghoul infestation! As you may already know I am Johannes Faustus V, chairman to the True Cross Academy and your newest counselor! Yes, yes I know this comes as a great surprise, a celebrity such as myself coming to your camp grounds, but worry not of our social differences as from today onward we will be working together.
I have taken the time to prepare gifts for all, so you may open your boxes to find... a bucket! Not just any bucket however, inside is a fitted pair of dish gloves with your own personalized scrub brush. I'll assume you understand this means there will be a camp-wide cleaning spree. Don't think I'm not perfectly aware of the less-than inhabitable living conditions here. There will be no tolerance for broken screen doors, dusty furniture, moldy rooms, nor abandoned body parts on these grounds. Keep your comments to yourself, this affects everyone in camp but especially those of you I will be working with directly. My allergies are far too sensitive for you to not shower daily.
In celebration of the improved hygiene around camp, I, the great and rich chairman have gathered some complimentary garments for all of you. Everyone has been given cleaning uniforms to increase morale while completing your duties around camp! Treat them well however, pink Doreamon patterned kimonos are not easy to come by for common folk such as yourselves. Those who already live up to the expectations I have laid out will be appointed positions of junior inspectors, and will be granted the privilege of assisting me with the weekly judging. This is a position with significantly less tile scrubbing; something which those of you currently living in filth will be doing a lot of.
Additional perks include: brownies and limited edition 'Mephy Land' trading cards. Aside from this, it is of utmost importance that inspections are completed on time. You see based upon the score given by the junior inspectors everyone’s ranks are subject to change. This will influence who does what weekly chores: including scrubbing Marcy’s silo. Now that you are equipped with the knowledge of how camp will be maintained from here on out I encourage you to go forth: Eins, Zwei, Drei!
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