Foul weekend
Welll first off to put it simply i went to oregon state and university of oregon this weekend. Courtney and i drove down friday afternoon and stopped at Oregon state to visit a few people...the night was still young. OSU had their dads weekend, so we couldnt do too much till later. we went to nay's room to see what he was up to. After a while we all went back to my cousins house after meeting with other random lakeridge people. We searched for some alcoholic beverages but there was a limited supply of foul sour apple shit. we almost vomited. its gross. After puking last time i drank i was a little sketch about this apple crap. the night turned out sort of lame cuz all we could do was play with a ferret (rascal) and watch the wedding singer. We were really tired so crashed on the futon. Jahan's drunk, hot, manly, poker-playing friends were sort of loud, which made it difficult to sleep. But after we woke up we saw the kitchen was messier than an upsidedown porta potty. So i began to clean it while nay and coutney watched me. I gave up after a while after seeing dead bugs in the sink so we decided to take nay back to his room to get ready. Courtney and I went to breakfast, then she left to go home. Afterwords i went to jahans to finish cleaning and to get ready to goto eugene with nay. We drove down that evening and met with Athan....Enough said. We had no idea where his dorm was so we picked a random one cuz he wouldnt answer his phone, but all of a sudden he walked up to us with his bag of groceries saying "oh shit your here" while doing his athan run. We got in his room after passing his hallmates and listening to him make animal noises to them. We helped him get ready for his party that night and dressed him up like a jungle man. Afterwords we left to get food at muchos gracias. yummy. We always got lost so it took us a while to find it. We chomped down our food and were in and out in like 5. So now we had to find my other cousins apartment, and of course we got lost again. after about half an hour of searching, we found it on the other side of town. We arrived with my cousin not there so we waited for her for like 2 hours with her roomate. Nay and I had to keep ourselves occupied by looking up nasty rap song's translations...we learned a few new words too! eventually nine oclock came around and her nieghbor needed some milk. when he came over he mentioned how his friends were at the liquer store. hmmm, we had no alcohol + people were at the liquer store, we knew what we had to do. We totally took this to our advantage and bribed this guy get alcohol for two complete strangers. Once the booze arrived, we started to get ready but realized that i was craving bread. we went to the store, got some, and headed toward jonath's house. he knew of a party, so we stepped into the ghetto of eugene, drank half our beers and headed to this place. We were so out of it that we didnt know where the hell we were and we both had to piss extremely bad!! After 30 minutes of driving around and calling a bunch of LO kids including: Vic, mom & cody on a three way call, we finally arrived and rush to the bathroom. We also met some random lakeridge people that graduated a couple years ago. Then we realized that we needed our beer and stupid nay went out of the way to leave it in my car... 30 blocks away. After being at the party for a few minutes we had to head out to the car... remember that we were still lost AND it was raining. Considering we had no idea where to go, what could have been a 20 min. walk took us about an hour. We finally reached Taras dorm to meet hillary, ben, and moff. love them. And how random is it that they were there too cuz they goto OSU. With our stuff still in the car, we had to still goto the car to get the goods. We walked there and decided to park the car closer to the room. We were so stupid in fact, that we parked it farther away in a 30 min parking zone and nay realized we had to leave at 9:30am and it was already passed 1. Realizing this half way through the walk back to the dorm, we decided to not give a shit and keep on going. We went back to the dorm and no one was there. So we decided just to finish the night off and get nasty with tara. Nay and i started off at one and i beat him! so i went on to my second, then third, and so on. After about 6 and a half we decided to goto sleep. Feeling a little foul i asked nay for water but we couldnt find any except for lemon water, which made it worse. Then after about an hour of sleep, i go "Nay i think im gunna throw up, come with me" So nay yanks me out of of bed towards the bathroom and i slammed against the wall cuz i couldnt stand straight. After bringing back up the beer 3 times, we finally got some water. We cleaned up and went to bed. When we woke up everyone was passed out on the floor and we scrambled to get ready to move the car before 9:30. When we got to the car, we looked at the sign again and noticed that it said 30 min parking mon-fri....and it was Sunday. We were pissed and Nay felt like a dip shit. We headed out trying to find the freeway because i had to drop nay back and get my phone charger back from jahan's. So after driving back at an average of 100 mph, we finally got there, got the charger, dropped nay off, and headed back home. What a great night! and the nastiest ever...Shaynasty.