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This is HILARIOUS ... check out my band, CANTANKEROUS!
Cantankerous Stats
Formed:
29th December 2005
Split:
15th October 2011
Best Album:
'Notates Conflict Cycads Hyalin' 6/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Tingles Bocks Comatose Unjoyful Drapes' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 15th March 2006.)
Records Sold:
611,954 in total (258,789 albums, 353,165 singles).
Reputation:
Under-rated
Groupies:
caseystratton has earned a contract with a book publisher to print their autobiography "To Spit Or Swallow" which extensively documents their seedy adventures around Cantankerous.
Other'Mortmain Stoped Colonial Daymares Removers Northers' was unaminously voted Worst Single in the 2008 NME awards.
Cantankerous Member Profiles
callmeaj
When 100 people were asked to provide a statement describing callmeaj talents, 99 responded
by saying that listening to callmeaj was like 'shagging a cactus'
that_redhead
Things are looking particularly grim for that_redhead after Bono mentioned that the Cantankerous guitarist was an influence to both him and U2. that_redhead is now a suicidal wreck.
neoalphacynic
Constantly out of tune and rhythm, neoalphacynic is definitely a candidate for 'Best Two Fingered Bassist' in
the music industry.
hollow_voice
hollow_voice made Moe Tucker seem like the bastion of rhythm.
red_emma
Learning your trade from a withered old church organist is one thing red_emma, but fucking her on the altar is something else altogether!
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
18
Tingles Bocks Comatose Unjoyful Drapes
Mar 2006
12
Pogies
May 2006
18
Uncially Flenser
Jun 2006
19
Gazania Nappies
Aug 2006
12
Funicles Printery Tenoned Herder
Aug 2007
17
Jiveass Sulfas Thirls
Oct 2007
23
Mortmain Stoped Colonial Daymares Removers Northers
Dec 2007
11
Piccolo Erupts
Nov 2008
16
Waterloo Evzone Microns
Dec 2008
17
Corvees
Feb 2009
20
Repins Sneezing Bosk Vizsla Stobs
Mar 2010
16
Plumpish Misbinds Scheming Waired Sleuthed
May 2010
18
Deaconry Underrun
Jun 2010
20
Limits Carfare Droopily Amicably
Jul 2010
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
26
Notates Conflict Cycads Hyalin
Dec 2005
18
Coaters Soldiers
Jun 2007
21
Tailgate Concert Lewis Unveined Haircut Suture
Sep 2008
21
Labroid Lettered Paraquat Vectored Barrets Unfolded
Feb 2010
northern ireland's worst
Cantankerous Stats
Formed:
29th December 2005
Split:
15th October 2011
Best Album:
'Notates Conflict Cycads Hyalin' 6/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Tingles Bocks Comatose Unjoyful Drapes' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 15th March 2006.)
Records Sold:
611,954 in total (258,789 albums, 353,165 singles).
Reputation:
Under-rated
Groupies:
caseystratton has earned a contract with a book publisher to print their autobiography "To Spit Or Swallow" which extensively documents their seedy adventures around Cantankerous.
Other'Mortmain Stoped Colonial Daymares Removers Northers' was unaminously voted Worst Single in the 2008 NME awards.
Cantankerous Member Profiles
callmeaj
When 100 people were asked to provide a statement describing callmeaj talents, 99 responded
by saying that listening to callmeaj was like 'shagging a cactus'
that_redhead
Things are looking particularly grim for that_redhead after Bono mentioned that the Cantankerous guitarist was an influence to both him and U2. that_redhead is now a suicidal wreck.
neoalphacynic
Constantly out of tune and rhythm, neoalphacynic is definitely a candidate for 'Best Two Fingered Bassist' in
the music industry.
hollow_voice
hollow_voice made Moe Tucker seem like the bastion of rhythm.
red_emma
Learning your trade from a withered old church organist is one thing red_emma, but fucking her on the altar is something else altogether!
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
18
Tingles Bocks Comatose Unjoyful Drapes
Mar 2006
12
Pogies
May 2006
18
Uncially Flenser
Jun 2006
19
Gazania Nappies
Aug 2006
12
Funicles Printery Tenoned Herder
Aug 2007
17
Jiveass Sulfas Thirls
Oct 2007
23
Mortmain Stoped Colonial Daymares Removers Northers
Dec 2007
11
Piccolo Erupts
Nov 2008
16
Waterloo Evzone Microns
Dec 2008
17
Corvees
Feb 2009
20
Repins Sneezing Bosk Vizsla Stobs
Mar 2010
16
Plumpish Misbinds Scheming Waired Sleuthed
May 2010
18
Deaconry Underrun
Jun 2010
20
Limits Carfare Droopily Amicably
Jul 2010
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
26
Notates Conflict Cycads Hyalin
Dec 2005
18
Coaters Soldiers
Jun 2007
21
Tailgate Concert Lewis Unveined Haircut Suture
Sep 2008
21
Labroid Lettered Paraquat Vectored Barrets Unfolded
Feb 2010
northern ireland's worst