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[callmeadam]

[Oh look, it's everyone's favorite kitty Russian Major! And what is that he is holding? It appears to be a Magikarp. A very sad, listless, barely-flopping Magikarp.]

Hey. Just wanted everyone to meet my new Pokemon. This is Sorrow, and he's been like this since before I caught him.

[Flop. Flop. So sad. Why must you mock him.]