My Son: Boy Genius

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 Only Jonathan could manage to come home from school and throw a pen on his bed in just the right way so that it hits the underneath of his top bunk bed and shatters the pen into many pieces and showers his clothes, comforters, sheets, pillows, floor, woodwork and wall with blue ink!
I defy anyone to show me how any of their merely average children can manage such a feat!