WE'RE COOL
trohmaniaFTW: I LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON
trohmaniaFTW: I JUST HATE THAT HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME
trohmaniaFTW: i couldn't help it
trohmaniaFTW: bahahahahhaa
trohmaniaFTW: i try
trohmaniaFTW: i believe that i am awesome
trohmaniaFTW: and bring the lulz
trohmaniaFTW: omg so on ontd
trohmaniaFTW: someone was like
trohmaniaFTW: "no, seriously, my life goal to bang rpattz. i get more and more determined every hour.
and kstew, awful awful awful."
trohmaniaFTW: and someone replied and was like
trohmaniaFTW: "You and 100s of thousands of Twi fans, bb.
"
trohmaniaFTW: and i thought it said
wotcher sarah: lolol
trohmaniaFTW: "you and 100s of thousands lbs of twi fans, bb."
wotcher sarah: join twatlight
trohmaniaFTW: lmao
trohmaniaFTW: i'm so dyslexic sometimes it's funny
wotcher sarah: y
trohmaniaFTW: lmao
trohmaniaFTW: http://i34.tinypic.com/2akb49w.jpg
trohmaniaFTW: OMG
trohmaniaFTW: OMG
trohmaniaFTW: OMG
trohmaniaFTW: SHARKBOY
wotcher sarah: ugh
wotcher sarah: ugh
wotcher sarah: the hairrrrrrrrr
wotcher sarah: D:
trohmaniaFTW: IT'S LIKE A HORSES MANE
trohmaniaFTW: LONG A FLOWING
wotcher sarah: LOL
trohmaniaFTW: BUT ON A SHARKBOYS HEAD
wotcher sarah: THATS POETIC
trohmaniaFTW: THANK YOU
trohmaniaFTW: I TRY
trohmaniaFTW: WHEN I'M NOT BUSY WRITING CONFESSIONS OF MY LOVE TO ROBERT PATTINSON
wotcher sarah: LOL
trohmaniaFTW: I LOVE HIS UNWASHED HAIR
trohmaniaFTW: ONCE I CUT SOME OF IT
trohmaniaFTW: I KEEP IT IN A JAR UNDER MY PILLOW
trohmaniaFTW: I SLEEP WITH IT AT NIGHT
wotcher sarah: AHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
wotcher sarah: OMG
trohmaniaFTW: AHAHAHAHA
trohmaniaFTW: THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME THAT HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE
wotcher sarah: EYESEX?
trohmaniaFTW: AND I DIED
wotcher sarah: http://roonilwazlib.tumblr.com/
trohmaniaFTW: AND WHILE I WAS LAYING ON THE FLOOR
wotcher sarah: DO YOU WEAR A SHIRT UNDER ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES THAT SAYS
wotcher sarah: "I <3 ROBERT PATTINSON"?
trohmaniaFTW: I NOTICED HOW WONDERFUL HE LOOKS FROM BELOW
trohmaniaFTW: ACTUALLY
wotcher sarah: HE JUST LOOKS SO SEXY WITH HIS HAIR PUSHED BACK DOESNT HE
trohmaniaFTW: I HAVE IT TATTOOED ON MY BODY
wotcher sarah: LEYNA, PLEASE TELL ROBERT HIS HAIR LOOKS SEXY PUSHED BACK
trohmaniaFTW: I HAVE A TATTOO THAT SAYS "MRS. PATTINSON"
wotcher sarah: TATTOOED?
wotcher sarah: WHERE?
trohmaniaFTW: IT'S OVER MY HEART
wotcher sarah: O
wotcher sarah: INTRIGUING
wotcher sarah: DID HE TATTOO IT THERE?
trohmaniaFTW: NO
wotcher sarah: OH
trohmaniaFTW: BUT HE WROTE IT
wotcher sarah: OH.
trohmaniaFTW: I TATTOOED HIS HANDWRITING ON ME
wotcher sarah: AND THEN YOU GOT IT TATTOOED OVER IT?
trohmaniaFTW: THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME THAT HE TOUCHED MY HAND
wotcher sarah: OMG
wotcher sarah: NO WAY
wotcher sarah: NO WAY
trohmaniaFTW: AND I DIDN'T WASH IT FOR 3 WEEKS
wotcher sarah: WERE YOU DAZZLED?
trohmaniaFTW: I WAS SO DAZZLED THAT I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET AN INHALER REFILL
wotcher sarah: OH
wotcher sarah: WAS HE LIKE
wotcher sarah: http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x62/sarahmilan/gifs/creepinben.gif
wotcher sarah: ?
trohmaniaFTW: YES
trohmaniaFTW: THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME THAT I SNUCK INTO HIS HOUSE
wotcher sarah: AHAHAHAHA
trohmaniaFTW: AND TOOK ONE OF HIS PILLOWS
wotcher sarah: REALLY
trohmaniaFTW: AND HIS HAIRBRUSH
trohmaniaFTW: AND HIS SHIRT
trohmaniaFTW: AND THEN HE SENT ME AN AUTOGRAPH AND ASKED FOR MINE
trohmaniaFTW: ON THIS SPECIAL PAPER CALLED A "RESTRAINING ORDER"
wotcher sarah: LOL
trohmaniaFTW: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS BUT IT WAS DAZZLING
wotcher sarah: THATS A TOUCHING STORY
trohmaniaFTW: I KNOW
trohmaniaFTW: AND WHEN WE WENT TO COURT
wotcher sarah: LOL
trohmaniaFTW: I FAINTED
trohmaniaFTW: BECAUSE HE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME
trohmaniaFTW: AND POINTED
trohmaniaFTW: AND SAID THAT I WAS THE ONE THAT SNUCK INTO HIS HOUSE
trohmaniaFTW: HE KNOWS WHO I AM!
wotcher sarah: HAHAHHAAHHAHA
wotcher sarah: PLZ JOIN TWATLIGHT
trohmaniaFTW: LMAO
trohmaniaFTW: MAYBE
trohmaniaFTW: AFTER I'M DONE TRYING TO GET CLOSE TO ROBERT PATTINSON
trohmaniaFTW: AND GETTING THE RESTRAINING ORDER REVOKED
wotcher sarah: WELL YOU SEE IN TWATLIGHT WE OFTEN MEET ROBERT PATTINSON AND HIS HOBO SELF
trohmaniaFTW: REALLY
wotcher sarah: YES
wotcher sarah: REALLY
trohmaniaFTW: DO YOU GET TO TOUCH HIS GREASY HAIR?
wotcher sarah: YES
trohmaniaFTW: HAHAHAHAH
wotcher sarah: ALTHOUGH APPARENTLY
wotcher sarah: DUE TO RECENT UPDATES
wotcher sarah: HE ACTUALLY SMELLS OKAY