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[callisto_rta]

Mother

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[gil_karm]

DAMN, Deacon...Wyatt refers to me as a stallion, but how many girls are you dating now?

[deacon_bayle]

You should know by now, I am a gentleman, therefore I cannot possibly answer that question.

I still require a hammock. Do be a friendly chap and remind the Duchess, won't you?

[gil_karm]

Sure. I'll tell her to order one.

Meanwhile, I think computing your love life requires a sliderule.

(Someone else getting lovelife flack is SOOOOOO refreshing.)

[deacon_bayle]

Flak? So when it all starts to hit the fan, you're the man I should seek for advice? So noted!

And I find accountants are better than any sliderule in existance. Probably because they know how to use the damned things better than I do.

[deacon_bayle]

Don't forget our arrangement. I'd hate to think you couldn't honor the terms of a contract because then I really would think you were a pirate.

[callisto_rta]

Me? Pirate...Never!

Ahem. Of course I'll stick with the arrangement.

[deacon_bayle]

Bring the rum too?

[callisto_rta]

Of course!