So I was reading "Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim" by David Sedaris and came upon a rather amusing passage. Basically David Sedaris writes a bunch of short essays about different experiences he has had...this one came from trying to find out about Dutch culture while he was in Amsterdam...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCUHTDrca4s (I didn't actually watch the video, but i'm almost positive it's the same as what he wrote)
Enjoy!