Criminal Minds fic - Thin Line

[calliopes_muse]

Title:  Thin Line

Fandom:  Criminal Minds

Pairing:  Emily/JJ

Rating:  NC-17

Archiving:  P&P, WIK

Warning: Not beta’d.

A/N:  For

Comments

[sofia_lindsay]

*turns A/C up a little* Now that's how the last season should have ended!!!

How can I compete with him when he can give you all the things I can’t?
Has that woman not looked in the mirror lately!?! I mean, Crawfish v. Emily, even if I wasn't a lesbian, I'd go gay for Emily!!!!

On another note:
1) Sofia wanted smut (and what Sofia wants, Sofia gets)
You do realize what you've opened yourself up to now, don't you?

[calliopes_muse]

Ahhhh, you approve, I see. LOL

True...even someone dead would come back to life for Emily! But you have to remember that she had her heartbroken already by JJ so her self-esteem was kind of ripped to shreds. Poor thing, I'd happily comfort her. *eg*

You do realize what you've opened yourself up to now, don't you?

Why do I always do this to myself? *shakes head*

[sofia_lindsay]

*stamps with seal of approval* Hell yes!

That's true! And we all know JJ apparently isn't thinking clearly! Chosing anyone over Emily? That's grounds for a trip to see the little men in the little white jackets! *ducks from incoming objects* ooh! Stand in line!

*eg*
Look at the bright side, this kicked my muse into gear to write something worse than PG..

[calliopes_muse]

Look at the bright side, this kicked my muse into gear to write something worse than PG..

YES!!! *pumps fist* I succeeded in my plan to get you back on the right path.

[sofia_lindsay]

On the right path?? I'm assuming the only 'right path' in your mind is one that is filled with smut?

[calliopes_muse]

Absolutely! I just finished a Xena story for IDF and I had good intentions of light and funny. Instead, they started humping like rabbits and I couldn't stop them!!!

[sofia_lindsay]

Hey! That sounds like my type of story! *g*

[calliopes_muse]

*nods* Yep! I think you'll like it.

[sofia_lindsay]

*g*
You're such a bad influence!! Between you, Steppenwolf and darkbard, my poor mind is going to be corupted for good!!

[calliopes_muse]

LOL...we can't corrupt what is already corrupted. ;)

[sofia_lindsay]

I beg to differ!! I wasn't corrupted until I started hanging with you guys!!!

[calliopes_muse]

Whatever! Like my momma used to say, "birds of a feather flock together." You came into this bad!! Don't even try to deny it!

[sofia_lindsay]

I did no such thing!!! You guys converted me!!!

[calliopes_muse]

Oh yeah?? Then where's my toaster oven damn it!!!

[sofia_lindsay]

Honey, you guys only converted me into a femslash addict. You don't get a toaster oven for that!!

[steppenwolf_20]

AND YOU LOVE IT!!!!!