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Jun 14, 2006 20:43

Believe it or not, I believe that time has literally begun to move at a slower pace. Or something. Perhaps the earth's magnetic fields are causing all the clocks to tick slower.

Kinda funny how the earth's magnetic field speeds time up when I actually need to get something done. If THAT's not proof of a higher power, I don't know what is! Okay, so it's proof of a sick and twisted higher power, but I don't care! My illogic makes perfect sense to me!

tick.

tick.

tick.

See? It's going slower.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE A WHOLE NOTHER FREAKING WEEK OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!

Yes, I'm completely aware of the fact that there is no such thing as a "nother". However, that's how I say it. I've said it that way since I was a kid. You take the legitimate work "another" and put the other legitimate word "whole" in it, and voila! You have nonsense that people understand. Nevermind that the origin of the word "another" comes from "an other". That's not how I pronounce it. So SHUT UP. :)

Oh, nothing. Just yelling at the voices in my head.
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