So this morning I was reading the blog of a quasi-famous novelist, which included various musings on suicide. Quite unsurprisingly, the vast majority of her books included the word "death" in the title. I have decided that perhaps I should follow suit.
That said, what follows is a list of my future novels describing what will most certainly be a year of despair:
To begin with:
Which will be followed by:
and the companion text:
Arriving logically at:
And finally:
For when I, of course, take a break from my year of despair to write a children's book.