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[callings]

First and foremost, this is all rondaview's fault. I wanted to write a short little one shot to take my mind off the epics currently on my plate, and though I had originally planned to write Totti/C.Ronaldo porn just to offend both Roma and Manchester United fans alike, this came out instead. I blame it on the fact that Monday's Word of the Day was

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[wanderlost]

Forgive me, but this comment might be slightly incoherent but

akdfjkdajf kdajf kdajf ak;df jdakfj !!

Dear GOD! (and that can be God-God or God-Maldini, either works)

It's dirty. Like really really dirty. Like You're going to put your fingers up your ass, and you're going to make sure I hear it kind of dirty.

And it's good. I was there from the first word to the last.

There are so many lines that I could quote back, but I'm still a bit fdkafjdka. So. Yeah. Damn.

[callings]

Thank you. I actually sat down and thought "Okay, let's write dirty Nesta/Ibra porn today" so it's nice to hear that the mission was accomplished. ;))) And sadly, I'm not even being sarcastic.

[bustedflush]

OH MY GOOD LORD, MERE.

*deep breath*

OK, give me a second here.

*hard swallow*

I love that it's impossible to write Ibra without it being nasty and dirty. And this? Hot as fuck. And also? Brilliantly written. Really, really good.

He lies there, helpless, and watches Zlatan come to him. His protest has died and settled heavily in the pit of his stomach, like ashes in his parched throat, and when Zlatan touches him, his hand on Sandro's bare chest, he leans into it, arching for more. Zlatan leans down, licks a stripe down Sandro's throat and across his collarbone, flicks a nipple with one finger.

That? adalk;dfhdgagragrdfdgsdghf, and then some. I mean, damn. (Like rawiyaparand said, though, I could quote pretty much the whole thing.)

So, about that Totti/Ronaldo ... *looks innocently around*

[callings]

DON'T TALK ABOUT TOTTI/RONALDO, oh god. I do not need encouragement!

It's impossible to write Ibra without being nasty and dirty because that is, in fact, a very good description of the man himself. Haha, but I'm pleased you like it. Very pleased. :)

[endergonic]

this is the first time i've read this pairing, i have to admit. and i couldn't think of a better writer to read as an introduction into them. :*

there's something unique about this fic. i can tell that it's you writing it, it's like your style. but it's still somehow completely different than most else you've written. (seriously, as i was reading i thought of seedy gay porn and garbage's "#1 crush".) and yeah, i don't know if that made any fucking sense at all.

and um, since i haven't heard back from my last comment, you want to do something this weekend or have any ideas for the may 4 weekend?

[callings]

Well, if you want to read more, rondaview and applegnat have both written some really amazing fics with these two. I probably wouldn't have ever touched them if I hadn't read their stuff, and if Danica hadn't schooled me in the wonders of A&Z.

SEEDY GAY PORN. How awesome. Lmfao, why am I so dirty. I should stop writing so much porn, seriously. I think I could have a very successful career writing erotic!

[endergonic]

you're such a bad influence. i should be reading for school! but eh, that never would've happened anyway. so i might as well enjoy what i'm reading right? :) (my sister downloaded this game and i swear it's the most addicting thing ever. that and csi. i haven't been able to write any more cambiante because i keep writing sentences of danny/flack fic that's such utter crap i can't continue on. hey! give me an au situation for them... um, please

[glassbomb]

uh. guh. this was hot and dirty and intense, and wonderfully written. i'm going to need a few minutes to recover, but then i'll probably read it again.

thanks for the great read!

[callings]

No, thank you for reading it! :)))

[frio69]

The other day, I woke up and realized that I was in lustlove with Alessandro Nesta. Don't ask me why; I don't get it either. And then this fic comes along, and I'm thinking words like "serendipity" and "destiny." MWAHAHAHAHA.

Anyway! I love love love this pairing, and the fic as well. diemme wrote one of the first Zlatan/Nesta fics I ever read, and she basically characterized them in much the same way: the line between sex and all-out war is about this thin, you're never quite sure if they're going to kiss or gouge each other's eyeballs out.

Favorite lines:
"Affair is the word you're looking for, idiot," Zlatan coos over the line.
"Choke and die, you piece of shit."
"Fuck you," Sandro says. Then softer, "Fuck me."

Once again, I am impressed :)

[callings]

Wait, no, I GET IT. Nesta is like that. He's not obviously pretty like Kaka or C.Ronaldo, he sneaks up on a person and whomps them over the head with his attractiveness when they're least expecting it. Trust me, he's done the same thing to me.

That's actually why I'm drawn to the pairing. I like the volatile nature of them. Granted, any pairing with Zlatan is bound to be explosive, but with Nesta added into the mix it's two times worse. They compliment each other in the worst way, it's so perfect. Anyway! Thank you for the comment.