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OK so this is how it went down... I came up to my girlfriend and I gave her a hug... you know the kind where you just kinda hold them... anyway the uber bitch comes up to us:
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UBER BITCH: "GET TO CLASS YOU TOO!!!"
us: "why whats wrong?"
SNOT FACED JERK OFF TEACHER (aka UBER BITCH): "NO PDAs IN SCHOOL"
me: "You know, mam, talking to someone could be a personal display of affection... you show affection by talking to someone... carrying on a conversation..."
PISSY PMS NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND (aka SNOT FACED JERK OFF TEACHER aka UBER BITCH): "THIS IS DIFFERENT! THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!"
me"..."
me girly friend: "can we stand here and talk at least?"
ASS LOVING MONKEY FACED BAD BREATHED JERK (aka PISSY PMS NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND aka SNOT FACED JERK OFF TEACHER aka UBER BITCH): your... going to be late...
me girly friend: "my class is around the corner..."
Me: "I have lunch..."
My thoughts "I hope you choke on an orange peeling"
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anyway that was an enlightening conversation
you know kids if your best friend is crying his/her eyes out you can't give them a hug cause thats sexual harassment... terrible eh? but whatever ya know
here is my plan of action... I go down to the St. Charles/Bartlett police station... then I get them to write me up a waver saying that me and my girly are ok with hugs and whatnot... and then I'll sign it.. she'll sign it.. hell our parents can sign it... then I'll hug her in the halls and the ass will walk up and start talking about PD fricken A's and I'll be like "WAVER BITCH"... if thats not good enough I'll haul her ass to the assistant principal and have him clarify/ re write the rules on "PDA"
which also by the way stands for like a personal computer palm pilot or something...
anyway ther was more but its been lost in translation
Tobês MπClou╤
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UBER BITCH: "GET TO CLASS YOU TOO!!!"
us: "why whats wrong?"
SNOT FACED JERK OFF TEACHER (aka UBER BITCH): "NO PDAs IN SCHOOL"
me: "You know, mam, talking to someone could be a personal display of affection... you show affection by talking to someone... carrying on a conversation..."
PISSY PMS NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND (aka SNOT FACED JERK OFF TEACHER aka UBER BITCH): "THIS IS DIFFERENT! THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!"
me"..."
me girly friend: "can we stand here and talk at least?"
ASS LOVING MONKEY FACED BAD BREATHED JERK (aka PISSY PMS NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND aka SNOT FACED JERK OFF TEACHER aka UBER BITCH): your... going to be late...
me girly friend: "my class is around the corner..."
Me: "I have lunch..."
My thoughts "I hope you choke on an orange peeling"
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anyway that was an enlightening conversation
you know kids if your best friend is crying his/her eyes out you can't give them a hug cause thats sexual harassment... terrible eh? but whatever ya know
here is my plan of action... I go down to the St. Charles/Bartlett police station... then I get them to write me up a waver saying that me and my girly are ok with hugs and whatnot... and then I'll sign it.. she'll sign it.. hell our parents can sign it... then I'll hug her in the halls and the ass will walk up and start talking about PD fricken A's and I'll be like "WAVER BITCH"... if thats not good enough I'll haul her ass to the assistant principal and have him clarify/ re write the rules on "PDA"
which also by the way stands for like a personal computer palm pilot or something...
anyway ther was more but its been lost in translation
Tobês MπClou╤