Minor but Bizarre Fashion Malfunctions, and.. Stuff.
Ladies, have you ever had a shirt that just INSISTED on opening up at bizarre junctures, and thus showing off your ta-tas at random intervals in or throughout the day/evening? Ya know, it's that blouse that just seems to keep opening its top button at the most -innoportune/inappropriate- moments; putting your chest on display when you LEAST expect it and when you absolutely do NOT need/want it to do so..??
I have one of those shirts on me now, an' the only thing I can figure is that it's so loose and it has one button that's flexy, it's just popping open at odd times... It's in no way tight (actually, it's pretty enormous, as a matter of fact- all loose everywhere and billowy..), and for some reason the top button just INSISTS on coming open, to show off my tits when I least expect it, and often very much when I SO do not want it to... You know? It's embarrassing at work, frankly.. and just a little ettrangé. ;P
And now for something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT:
Secondly, have any of you been somewhat, hesitatingly smitten or infatuated w/someone who you've also found has the propensity to -drive you completely nucking futs???- You know, you like 'em, but then they piss you off and you STILL can't get 'em out of you head, even though thinking about them STILL pisses you off..??? Mixed feelings, mixed bags.. mixed noggin', mixed.. other stuff... ;) Oddness... Yeah.. oddness...
He's cute, he's sweet, but he still ticks me off, an' yet I still can't seem to get 'im outta my head. Mfer..! ...
...
Je suis confuzée...
Anyway.. HOMEWARD!!
Night, y'all!! *waves happily but wearily*
I have one of those shirts on me now, an' the only thing I can figure is that it's so loose and it has one button that's flexy, it's just popping open at odd times... It's in no way tight (actually, it's pretty enormous, as a matter of fact- all loose everywhere and billowy..), and for some reason the top button just INSISTS on coming open, to show off my tits when I least expect it, and often very much when I SO do not want it to... You know? It's embarrassing at work, frankly.. and just a little ettrangé. ;P
And now for something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT:
Secondly, have any of you been somewhat, hesitatingly smitten or infatuated w/someone who you've also found has the propensity to -drive you completely nucking futs???- You know, you like 'em, but then they piss you off and you STILL can't get 'em out of you head, even though thinking about them STILL pisses you off..??? Mixed feelings, mixed bags.. mixed noggin', mixed.. other stuff... ;) Oddness... Yeah.. oddness...
He's cute, he's sweet, but he still ticks me off, an' yet I still can't seem to get 'im outta my head. Mfer..! ...
...
Je suis confuzée...
Anyway.. HOMEWARD!!
Night, y'all!! *waves happily but wearily*