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so sleepy
so sick
so over work
meh!!
been out two nights in a row
it wasn't meant to be this big
but fuck it was and it's been so fun!
(and it's not even the weekend yet!!)
wednesday went to putt putt with simey, chris and adm
they all kicked my ass
but i gave them lots of laughs
then the boys were going to go out and chase tail
they have the funniest words for girls and vages
snatch, box, fox trot, tail...
so i wasn't going to go....
....but it was simey's b'day and so i wasn't going to let the opertunity pass me by
we started off at melbas
quietly
bailed and went to rosie
where i saw hailie and jamie
and some hot guy sucked my neck
headed back to melbas
was severely intoxicated by this stage
too much champagne
way too much
spent some time there before we decided to go to shooters
i was being so rawkus
i had to fully compromise so that chris could make out with kim
the deal was if i gave him a lap dance she would make out with him
haha
im such a hussy
it's all in good fun and amongst friends
went and sat with simey for a while
went to the bar and didn't come back
was talking to americans
must have been talking so much crap
bailed home
i couldn't see
i couldn't stand up
i fell in a garden bed trying to light a cigarette
and then the boys threw dirt on me
how lovely
got home
threw up at the front door
passed out on the couch
got drawn on by permanent marker
woke up on the floor
went to bed at eight o'clock after i called in sick
cause i was still skitz drunk
woke up sometime later
couldn't move
chris wouldn't go get me powerade even though i was whinging like a baby
went and got cheifs and had some panadol and started to feel on the up
had some powerade (finally) and i felt almost normal
went to comtopia
and had to be incognito around aus fair
watched viva la bam
got ready to do it all again....
it hurt to drink!! i thought i was going to be fine, but my body wasn't agreeing with the alcohol
so i spent two hours drinking, not getting drunk and feeling like crap
grit huzza and bitch farce came out
laughed skitz amount
but then i heard kickstart my heart and all was better
but cheap drinks were over :(
went to hollywood where simo forked out $60 to get everyone in
$20 each for the guys
then he bought champaz
sam and nick got caught doing the ID switch
poor guys!!
bailed back to the party
spent some time with mell and ness and morgy
before it was time for bed
couldn't get simo and jerry to come out of shooters but
so we waited and waited in the cold
talked to sam and amba
finally bailed home
jerry was throwing up
simo stole a kids bike and was hooning around the driveway
chris was peeing in the garden
it was skitz
they were all skitz gone
then we went upstairs and prank called like everyone in jerrys phone while he continued to vomit the night away
simo and chris thought it would be funny to watch me shower and take photos of me
so so grit
they kept on peering through the laundry
i got skitz angry and woke simo up and started punching him
fuck
today has been strenuous
but now nothing to do until monday....
xx
so sick
so over work
meh!!
been out two nights in a row
it wasn't meant to be this big
but fuck it was and it's been so fun!
(and it's not even the weekend yet!!)
wednesday went to putt putt with simey, chris and adm
they all kicked my ass
but i gave them lots of laughs
then the boys were going to go out and chase tail
they have the funniest words for girls and vages
snatch, box, fox trot, tail...
so i wasn't going to go....
....but it was simey's b'day and so i wasn't going to let the opertunity pass me by
we started off at melbas
quietly
bailed and went to rosie
where i saw hailie and jamie
and some hot guy sucked my neck
headed back to melbas
was severely intoxicated by this stage
too much champagne
way too much
spent some time there before we decided to go to shooters
i was being so rawkus
i had to fully compromise so that chris could make out with kim
the deal was if i gave him a lap dance she would make out with him
haha
im such a hussy
it's all in good fun and amongst friends
went and sat with simey for a while
went to the bar and didn't come back
was talking to americans
must have been talking so much crap
bailed home
i couldn't see
i couldn't stand up
i fell in a garden bed trying to light a cigarette
and then the boys threw dirt on me
how lovely
got home
threw up at the front door
passed out on the couch
got drawn on by permanent marker
woke up on the floor
went to bed at eight o'clock after i called in sick
cause i was still skitz drunk
woke up sometime later
couldn't move
chris wouldn't go get me powerade even though i was whinging like a baby
went and got cheifs and had some panadol and started to feel on the up
had some powerade (finally) and i felt almost normal
went to comtopia
and had to be incognito around aus fair
watched viva la bam
got ready to do it all again....
it hurt to drink!! i thought i was going to be fine, but my body wasn't agreeing with the alcohol
so i spent two hours drinking, not getting drunk and feeling like crap
grit huzza and bitch farce came out
laughed skitz amount
but then i heard kickstart my heart and all was better
but cheap drinks were over :(
went to hollywood where simo forked out $60 to get everyone in
$20 each for the guys
then he bought champaz
sam and nick got caught doing the ID switch
poor guys!!
bailed back to the party
spent some time with mell and ness and morgy
before it was time for bed
couldn't get simo and jerry to come out of shooters but
so we waited and waited in the cold
talked to sam and amba
finally bailed home
jerry was throwing up
simo stole a kids bike and was hooning around the driveway
chris was peeing in the garden
it was skitz
they were all skitz gone
then we went upstairs and prank called like everyone in jerrys phone while he continued to vomit the night away
simo and chris thought it would be funny to watch me shower and take photos of me
so so grit
they kept on peering through the laundry
i got skitz angry and woke simo up and started punching him
fuck
today has been strenuous
but now nothing to do until monday....
xx