XV. Private to Mandy

[calling_kali]

I have to do a good deed for your boyfriend. I also have to do one for Jordan, but I'm ignoring him as I hardly know who he is. What do they mean "good deed"? Can't I just give him a pack of my cigarettes or something? I think being perfectly agreeable to him practically living with us is as good as a good deed. I haven't complained once! I

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[bicche]

You've been absolutely darling about this whole arrangement. I don't understand this whole good deed thing at all, but if simply being agreeable to him isn't enough, you can buy him pastries. The unhealthier, the better. He loves those things. It's quite endearing amusing, really.

[calling_kali]

Pastries? And he's still fit? That's ridiculously unfair.

[bicche]

He does get up ridiculously early to run, but it really is unfair just how much he can eat and still look so good. Not that I mind him looking good; I just think it's unfair.

[calling_kali]

I hate men and their metabolism.

Alright, there's some pastries on the counter. I sent a journal note to him telling him to take them off our hands so we don't eat them.

I think that counts, right? As a good deed?

[bicche]

I don't know! I don't decide these things.

[calling_kali]

I don't get the point of 'random acts of kindness'. Isn't it better to have willing good deeds? Not good deeds forced out of a desire to get rid of a tattoo? I mean, I do good deeds for you all the time! Why doesn't that count? It means more than just some lame pastry dish

[bicche]

They don't make any sense to me. But really, if all it takes is buying some pastries, it's not that terribly inconvenient.

[calling_kali]

Except now I'm going to be stuck with Jordan's name on my hand for Merlin knows how long. Doing good deeds for your boyfriend is one thing. Doing them for some half brained sex addict is a completely different story.

[bicche]

Send him some contraceptive potions. Anonymously. That ought to do the trick. And it's amusing for us, too.

[calling_kali]

Oh do you think that would really work?

[bicche]

Think of it this way: even if it doesn't it'll be entertaining for us.

[calling_kali]

Good enough for me!!